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Song Parodies -> "KA-BOOM! (Israeli Attack Mix)"

Original Song Title:

"Kaboom"

Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"KA-BOOM! (Israeli Attack Mix)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

This is part 3 of 12 Unreleased Gaga songs that I have chosen to parody and it deals with a unilateral attack by Israel on the Iranian nuclear facilities using two planes- the F-16I Soufa and the F-15I Raam.
The Soufa attacks!
The Soufa attacks!
The Soufa attacks!
Hits right on the money!

The Soufa attacks!
The Soufa attacks!
The Soufa attacks!
Hits right on the money!

Hits targets with ease,
Iran on its knees,
Makes all the tough shots
With smart PMs and GBs,
Tehran‘s time is now up,
No media show, Jews fed up,
Dodging missiles high up,
The drones have got ’em lined up!

“Never Again!” as the planes strike the core,
And every damn site with uranium stores,
Bring on the missiles, strike on for hours,
Nuke sites are burning under firepower
“Never Again!” as the planes strike the core,
And every damn site with uranium stores,
Bring on the missiles, strike on for hours,
Nuke sites are burning under firepower

KA-BOOM,
There goes your enrichment work (work),
All those wasted decades, this damage must hurt (hurt),
KA-BOOM,
Soufas, missiles can‘t reach ‘em!,
They go fast, as their bombs shake the earth (earth),
KA-BOOM,
There goes your enrichment work (work),
All those wasted decades, this damage must hurt (hurt),
KA-BOOM,
Soufas, missiles can‘t reach ‘em!,
They go fast, as their bombs shake the earth (earth)


Bang, Bang, go the cluster bombs on impact
As wave after wave goes on the attack,
Bang, Bang, go the cluster bombs on impact
As wave after wave goes on the attack

Ahmadinejad (in hiding)

Israelis hit the city
And all the facilities defenses
They’ve spared no expenses
Soufas flying low are on the scene
Bombing and gunning all Persian war machines
Oh no here they come (they come) missiles can’t reach ’em!

“Never Again!” as the planes strike the core,
And every damn site with uranium stores,
Bring on the missiles, strike on for hours,
Nuke sites are burning under firepower
“Never Again!” as the planes strike the core,
And every damn site with uranium stores,
Bring on the missiles, strike on for hours,
Nuke sites are burning under firepower

KA-BOOM,
There goes your enrichment work (work),
All those wasted decades, this damage must hurt (hurt),
KA-BOOM,
Soufas, missiles can‘t reach ‘em!,
They go fast, as their bombs shake the earth (earth),
KA-BOOM,
There goes your enrichment work (work),
All those wasted decades, this damage must hurt (hurt),
KA-BOOM,
Soufas, missiles can‘t reach ‘em!,
They go fast, as their bombs shake the earth (earth)

Bang, Bang, go the cluster bombs on impact
As wave after wave goes on the attack,
Bang, Bang, go the cluster bombs on impact
As wave after wave goes on the attack

And now here comes the Raam
That ride is tough
Dynamite fighter lights Tehran up,
Refuel jets stand by
Down below the Iranian nuke program dies…

KA-BOOM,
There goes your enrichment work (work),
All those wasted decades, this damage must hurt (hurt),
KA-BOOM,
Soufas, missiles can‘t reach ‘em!,
They go fast, as their bombs shake the earth (earth),
KA-BOOM,
There goes your enrichment work (work),
All those wasted decades, this damage must hurt (hurt),
KA-BOOM,
Soufas, missiles can‘t reach ‘em!,
They go fast, as their bombs shake the earth (earth)

KA-BOOM!
Unilateral attack!
Israel strikes back!
Allah Akbar?… F--k that!!!
http://israeli-weapons.com/weapons/aircraft/f-16/f-16_litening_1.jpg http://www.f-15e.info/joomla/images/stories/illustrations/export/f15i/history_raam.jpg

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Porfle Popnecker - May 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Very nicely done!
Rob Arndt - May 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Here's to Tehran's nuke facilities becoming smoking piles of rubble. Nuke proliferation mixed with terrorism is a bad combo!
stevieb - October 12, 2012 - Report this comment
Hilarious lyrics - very nice. It's funny to hear those fascist Zionist losers get made fun of! Hopefully Iran get's those nukes soon and gets rid of that s***ty country for good - and let the world get on with serious topics like peace and the environment. Those crazy Jewish supremacists aren't interested in that - only dominating and killing....

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