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Song Parodies -> "Had a Wet Dream"

Original Song Title:

"Dirty Ice cream"

Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"Had a Wet Dream"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

This is the first of a series of the latest Gaga unreleased songs that I intend to parody.
These sheets are such a mess, stress I could do without
Put too much pressure on me, babe
Last night when we went to the mall
And then you refused to get physical

Thinking about you so much lately, baby
Your soft curves and scent, well they just drive me crazy
Baby, I find you so very cute and sexy
And I’m so thankful that you are my l-l-lady

Sorry I had a wet dream, baby
You I’m thinking of
Eager for a home run when I’m up to bat
Stop stalling, stop stalling

Pardon my fascination, this nightly ejaculation
Eager for a home run when I’m up to bat
Stop stalling, stop stalling

I can't live without you, it's true
Day and night you’re all I am thinking about
But we never go that far
Inside you I’ll become a man, understand?

Thinking about you so much lately, baby
Your soft curves and scent, well they just drive me crazy
Baby, I find you so very cute and sexy
And I’m so thankful that you are my l-l-lady

Sorry I had a wet dream, baby
You I’m thinking of
Eager for a home run when I’m up to bat
Stop stalling, stop stalling

Pardon my fascination, this nightly ejaculation
Eager for a home run when I’m up to bat
Stop stalling, stop stalling

Sorry, sorry
(Had a wet dream)
Sorry, sorry
(Had a wet dream)

Sorry, sorry
(Had a wet dream)
Sorry, sorry
(No control)

Sorry, sorry
(Oh no)
Sorry, sorry
(No control)

Sorry, Katy
Sorry, Katy

Sorry I had a wet dream, baby
You I’m thinking of
Eager for a home run when I’m up to bat
Stop stalling, stop stalling

Pardon my fascination, this nightly ejaculation
Eager for a home run when I’m up to bat
Stop stalling, stop stalling

I wanna explore your body… score a home run!

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Total Votes: 24

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Porfle Popnecker - May 11, 2012 - Report this comment
At least that's better than the dry dream I had last night.
Rob Arndt - May 12, 2012 - Report this comment
There were more explicit lyrics I wanted to use for this, but kept it pretty clean. But since this is a Unreleased, I have no way of knowing what the song sounds like as Gaga many times does not rhyme lines...

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