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Song Parodies -> "Ruthless"

Original Song Title:

"Judas"

Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"Ruthless"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

This parody is a tribute to the new ABC show "Don't Trust the B in Apartment 23" and is told through June's POV. June loses her job after moving to NY and has to find a rental quick. Chloe takes her in and becomes the renter from hell, ripping June off immediately and driving her to move out. But June quickly learns to retaliate and sells off Chloe's furniture while she is out with James Van Der Beek! Chloe is impressed and tries to help June by telling her that her fiance is cheating on her. June doesn't believe her so Chloe screws him and June catches him in the act, also discovering that he had been cheating with his nurse aide and her sister too!!! So Chloe and June form a partnership and become real friends.
She’s so, so, so
Chloe is so ruthless

She’s so, so, so
Chloe is so ruthless

Ruthless!
And crass
Ruthless!
And crass
Ruthless!
And crass
Ruthless!
Hate her!

When I lost my job I was needy
Needed a rental to share so speedy
Chloe took me in, a new friend was gained
I didn’t know the evil Bitch was insane!

She robbed me blind, robbed me blind, blind
She lied the whole time, lied the whole time

[Chorus]
Was just a Naïve Fool, that Bitch is just so cruel
Heartless Chloe is so ruthless, crazy
Was just a Naïve Fool, that Bitch is just so cruel
Heartless Chloe is so ruthless, crazy

She’s so, so, so
Chloe is so ruthless

She’s so, so, so
Chloe is so ruthless

Ruthless!
And crass
Ruthless!
And crass
Ruthless!
And crass
Ruthless!
Hate her!

She even invaded my privacy
And walks around naked during the day
Coming in and out with James Van De Beek
Draping herself around his body

She robbed me blind, robbed me blind, blind
She lied the whole time, lied the whole time

Was just a Naïve Fool, that Bitch is just so cruel
Heartless Chloe is so ruthless, crazy
Was just a Naïve Fool, that Bitch is just so cruel
Heartless Chloe is so ruthless, crazy

She’s so, so, so
Chloe is so ruthless

She’s so, so, so
Chloe is so ruthless

[Bridge]
In the most immoral sense,
She is beyond repentance
Sly scammer, party girl wretch, schemes all the time
But in the practical sense
She taught me to go on offense
Sold her furniture in revenge,
Taught her a lesson this time

I wanna hate you,
You even screwed my fiancé too
Didn‘t want to trust you,
But his infidelity you proved
I was moved…

Was just a Naïve Fool, that Bitch is just so cruel
Heartless Chloe is so ruthless, crazy
Was just a Naïve Fool, that Bitch is just so cruel
Heartless Chloe is so ruthless, crazy

She’s so, so, so
Chloe is so ruthless

She’s so, so, so
Chloe is so ruthless

Ruthless!
And crass
Ruthless!
And crass
Ruthless!
And crass
Ruthless!
LOVE her!




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