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Song Parodies -> "Black Kiss"

Original Song Title:

"Judas"

Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"Black Kiss"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

This parody dedicated to my favorite Marvel female villian turned heroine, Black Widow (Natasha Romanova) who used to be a Red sleeper agent that gained Intel from the West before turning to the Avengers and defecting. In this pre-defection story, she has seduced a CIA (Shop) agent and stolen US secrets...
Oh, Oh, Oh, No!
Fallen for her Black Kiss

Oh, Oh, Oh, No!
Fallen for her Black Kiss

Black Kiss!
Re-sist
Black Kiss!
Re-sist
Black Kiss!
Re-sist
Black Kiss!
Natasha (Romanova)

When she came to me I was ready
I listened to her brave defection pleas
Fell for her even though I had been trained
She cut right through our veil of secrecy

She brought us down, brought us down, down
Black Widow not found, Widow not found

[Chorus]
Compromised Shop Tool, Black Widow was too cool
Still, I’ve fallen for her Black Kiss, anyway
Compromised Shop Tool, Black Widow was too cool
Still, I’ve fallen for her Black Kiss, anyway

Oh, Oh, Oh, No!
Fallen for her Black Kiss

Oh, Oh, Oh, No!
Fallen for her Black Kiss

Black Kiss!
Re-sist
Black Kiss!
Re-sist
Black Kiss!
Re-sist
Black Kiss!
Natasha (Romanova)

I shouldn’t love a female enemy
She easily turned me the other way
I have to track her down if I can
Pursue her until my dying day

She brought us down, brought us down, down
Black Widow not found, Widow not found

Compromised Shop Tool, Black Widow was too cool
Still, I’ve fallen for her Black Kiss, anyway
Compromised Shop Tool, Black Widow was too cool
Still, I’ve fallen for her Black Kiss, anyway

Oh, Oh, Oh, No!
Fallen for her Black Kiss

Oh, Oh, Oh, No!
Fallen for her Black Kiss

[Bridge]
I failed the loyalty test,
Lost my trust and respect
Red sleeper, with pleasure, raped my mind
But this I can surely attest
I will never stop, get no rest
Black Kiss, Widow seductress,
Assassinate you with silenced 9 (mm)

I want to love you,
But justice is pulling me away from you
To the U.S. I am true,
Black Kiss was the hot lips I fell to
This won’t do! (This won’t do!)

Compromised Shop Tool, Black Widow was too cool
Still, I’ve fallen for her Black Kiss, anyway
Compromised Shop Tool, Black Widow was too cool
Still, I’ve fallen for her Black Kiss, anyway

Oh, Oh, Oh, No!
Fallen for her Black Kiss

Oh, Oh, Oh, No!
Fallen for her Black Kiss

Black Kiss!
Re-sist
Black Kiss!
Re-sist
Black Kiss!
Re-sist
Black Kiss!
Natasha (Romanova)

RESIST!!!

[Terminate with extreme prejudice!]
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Rob Arndt - March 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Where are all the Marvel fans???
Porfle Popnecker - March 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Is this the same Black Widow that teamed up with Daredevil for awhile?
Rob Arndt - April 11, 2012 - Report this comment
Are you thinking of Elektra instead from the movie??? Black Widow is in "Iron Man 2" and will be in "The Avengers" movie. She is played by Scarlett Johansson (mis-cast as Milla Jovovich could have done it much better and would have looked sexier AND she's Ukrainian too!). Also, Black Widow uses Russian weaponry and no guns so far! She should be armed with a AK-103 or AN-94 and GSh-18 pistol...

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