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Song Parodies -> "Kayla"

Original Song Title:

"Judas"

Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"Kayla"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

This is not like me, but I wrote a love song for this girl Kayla using Gaga's OS "Judas" which originally was going to be a dark parody titled "Black Kiss" (which I may still do). However, Kayla was on my mind and I decided to write about her and my bad position with loving her- a girl half my age! But most men are like that. No 48 yr old man wants a woman in her 40s with baggage. Kayla makes me happy and that in itself is rare! So here's to Kayla...
Oh, oh, oh, no
I’m in love with Kayla

Oh, oh, oh, no
I’m in love with Kayla

Kayla!
Kaayla
Kayla!
Kaayla
Kayla!
Kaayla
Kayla!
LUV YA!

When she comes to me I am happy
She’s always ready to help meet my needs
I see her, all these thoughts go through my brain
Just the sight of her drives me crazy

She cheers me up, cheers me up, up
I love her soft talk, love her soft talk

[Chorus]
I’m such a Stupid Fool, cuz Kayla’s way too cool
But I’m still in love with Kayla- save me!
I’m such a Stupid Fool, cuz Kayla’s way too cool
But I’m still in love with Kayla- save me!

Oh, oh, oh, no
I’m in love with Kayla

Oh, oh, oh, no
I’m in love with Kayla

Kayla!
Kaayla
Kayla!
Kaayla
Kayla!
Kaayla
Kayla!
LUV YA!

I couldn’t love a girl so purely
At Safeway I see her most every day
I wish I could be her type of man
If only youth returned could be a way

She cheers me up, cheers me up, up
I love her soft talk, love her soft talk

I’m such a Stupid Fool, cuz Kayla’s way too cool
But I’m still in love with Kayla- save me!
I’m such a Stupid Fool, cuz Kayla’s way too cool
But I’m still in love with Kayla- save me!

Oh, oh, oh, no
I’m in love with Kayla

Oh, oh, oh, no
I’m in love with Kayla

[Bridge]
In the most practical sense,
I am beyond young romance
Sweet talker, working-class lass, she is so fine
But in the cultural sense
“Young at heart” is my defense
Kayla, I mean you no offense,
I only wish you could be mine

I wanna love you,
But my age’s pulling me away from you
Wish I could be with you,
Kayla, you're the dream girl I cling to
I cling to

I’m such a Stupid Fool, cuz Kayla’s way too cool
But I’m still in love with Kayla- save me!
I’m such a Stupid Fool, cuz Kayla’s way too cool
But I’m still in love with Kayla- save me!

Oh, oh, oh, no
I’m in love with Kayla

Oh, oh, oh, no
I’m in love with Kayla

Kayla!
Kaayla
Kayla!
Kaayla
Kayla!
Kaayla
Kayla!
LUV YA!

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Rob Arndt - March 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Sorry, this was re-submitted due to an error in the lyrics yesterday!
Porfle Popnecker - March 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Have you done one using Eric Clapton's "Layla" yet?
Rob Arndt - March 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks Porfle, but I don't know the OS and have been so sick lately that I couldn't write last night at all. I want to do many project songs but lack stamina and endurance to work on them. I wanna do "Black Kiss" next and more Beatles parodies...

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