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Song Parodies -> "Shirtless"

Original Song Title:

"Speechless"

Original Performer:

Lady GaGa

Parody Song Title:

"Shirtless"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

This is my 65th GaGa parody dedicated to the absolute failure of President Barack Obama to come through with his first-term campaign promise of "Change" for America. Not only has he failed to lift the Middle Class out of this recession, but the unemployed are in the millions, having lost their jobs, benefits, homes, vehicles, etc... to the extent that whatever growth spurts occur- they are temporary at best. Obama bailed out the Wall St. crooks and has raised the national debt to the greatest level in history- 3 times the debt GWB left us with in 3 years!!! He is a man w/o conscience that spends a lot of time on vacation (from reality). A socialist at heart, his failed economic policies at home have cost the average American greatly, leaving us "shirtless" so to speak. A second term and there will be no Middle Class left by 2016! We cannot AFFORD for Obama to sit on his ass for 4 more years as the US implodes from within. This man is for Big Govt. and ceaseless spending. ANY Republican will reverse Obama's ruination of America. We can't afford to become a Euro-model welfare nation sinking under debt...
I can't believe what you promised us
Last time when we placed our votes
You got our hopes up
Barack you shamed us, you shamed us

I can't believe how we were deceived
With your "Change is coming" lies
Saw your wide smile as you stood there
On TV... thought you were wise

Would you fix US if we're broke?
Or was your campaign just a joke?

I'll never vote for DEMs
Oh Prez you've left us shirtless
You've left us shirtless, so shirtless

I'll never vote for DEMs
Oh Prez you've left us shirtless
You've left us shirtless, so shirtless

I can't believe how we were deceived
With your "hang-on" promise talk
You kept on spending
On those quick-fix schemes, quick-fix schemes

I can't believe how we were deceived
With "A little longer" lies
We believed in you, but after you're through
We'll be left in worse-off shape this time

And we know that it's complicated
D.C. has become Big Gov
So Barack please do not pretend
Economy jump-start
Worked with your Wall St. friends

I'll never hope again
Oh Prez you've left us shirtless
You've left us shirtless, so shirtless

I'll never hope again
Oh Prez you've left us shirtless
You've left us shirtless, so shirtless

How
Haaaa-oooo-w
F-ooul
Foul

Haaaa-oooo-w
F-ooul
Foul

And after all the harsh tough times that we've been through
Would you shut the hell up?
Nothing you promised did come true!!!

With all the national debt that you've caused too
Would you shut the hell up?
You have no damn excuse...

But I promise this to you
That we'll never vote again
For a smiling, lying, DEM
Too bad you got it wrong
The economy's not strong

I'll never hope again
We're shirtless
You left us shirtless, so shirtless
But you could care less, you're careless

We're voting Republican
Oh Prez, you left us shirtless
You've left us shirtless, so shirtless

New term possibility?
No, you lack responsibility
You left us shirtless! L-L-Lost our votes...

You left us shirtless! K-K-Killed our hopes...


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