-> "Kill Today"
Original Song Title:
"Born This Way"
Parody Song Title:
"Kill Today"
The Lyrics
[Intro]
It doesn't matter if you fear him, her, or capital T-H-E-M
Just get your guns up
'cause you will kill today- Zombies!!!
Papa told me when it had begun
Son, don’t aim at their black hearts
He grabbed an AK and gave it to me
Telling me to do head-shots
"There's nothing wrong with killing what they are"
He said, "'Cause hell is unleashed today"
"So keep your gun up son, now you‘re at war,
Listen to me when I say"
[Chorus]
They’re horrible in their way
'Cause God made a mistake
The dead are now back- Zombies!!!
You will kill today
Don't think too much of this threat
AK loaded and you're set
The dead are now back- Zombies!!!
You will kill today
[Post-chorus]
No, there ain't no other way
Zombies you will kill today!
Zombies you will kill today!
Oh there ain't no other way
Zombies you will kill today!
The dead are now back- Zombies!!!
You will kill today
Don't fear the dead, just kill them clean
Don't fear the dead, just kill them clean
Don't fear the dead, just kill them clean
Zombies!
Build your confidence
And kill these fiends
Guardian, up on the roof
It’s your turn now to defend the future
Fire your rifle, take out all dead groups
An indifferent sniper is not a sin
Gotta kill viral T-H-E-M (On this day)
I hate this life, I hate these undead, and
Gotta get the F--k outta here (A new place)
They’re horrible in their way
'Cause God made a mistake
The dead are now back- Zombies!!!
You will kill today
Don't think too much of this threat
AK loaded and you're set
The dead are now back- Zombies!!!
You will kill today
[Post-chorus]
No, there ain't no other way
Zombies you will kill today!
Zombies you will kill today!
Oh there ain't no other way
Zombies you will kill today!
The dead are now back- Zombies!!!
You will kill today
[Bridge]
Don't fear the dead, just kill them clean
With tough small arms or war machines
They’re staggering just to be fed
They’re all evil, the walking dead
Obviously, they make no pleas
So kill them, set your mind at ease
Reload and seek revenge today
'cause Son, you will kill today
No matter their evil eyes,
A good head-shot and they die,
The dead are now back- Zombies!!!
You have learned to survive
They’re staggering just to be fed
They’re all evil, the walking dead,
The dead are now back- Zombies!!!
Now it’s back to the grave
They’re horrible in their way
'Cause God made a mistake
The dead are now back- Zombies!!!
You will kill today
Don't think too much of this threat
AK loaded and you're set
The dead are now back- Zombies!!!
You will kill today
[Post-chorus]
No, there ain't no other way
Zombies you will kill today!
Zombies you will kill today!
Oh there ain't no other way
Zombies you will kill today!
The dead are now back- Zombies!!!
You will kill today
[Outro/refrain]
You will kill today, yeah!
You will kill today, yeah!
The dead are now back- Zombies!!!
You will kill today, yeah!
You will kill today, yeah!
You will kill today, yeah!
The dead are now back- Zombies!!!
You will kill today, yeah!
[Fade away]
Vile DNA, now blown-away!
Vile DNA, now blown-away!
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