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Song Parodies -> "Waterboard Ya This Way"
Original Song Title:
"Born This Way"
Original Performer:
Lady Gaga
Parody Song Title:
"Waterboard Ya This Way"
Parody Written by:
Sue Donym
The Lyrics
(Variation on a theme by Lady Gaga)
It doesn't matter if he’s guilty, or innocent like H-I-M ... M M M M
Bind him fine inclined
‘cause we waterboard ya this way.
...
...
OBAMA TOLD ME THAT YES HE CAN
CAN WATERBOARD THE MAN
He bombed Aphganistan and Pakistan,
And now's bombing Lybia
There's nothin' wrong with bombing everyone.
He said, "'Cause everyone said YES WE CAN"
I'm Big Brother - It's nineteen-eighty-four!
I say, "Two plus two is five!"
I'M TERRORIST SO THEY SAY
'CAUSE GOV MAKES NO MISTAKES
I'M REALLY VUGGED-UP BABY
WATERBOARDED TODAY!!!
NOT ON A DIVING BOARD
I’M ON A WATERBOARD
I'M REALLY VUGGED-UP BABY
WATERBOARDED TODAY!!!
(U-S-A)
OOO YOU GET IT EVERY DAY
‘CAUSE IT’S FOR THE USA
‘CAUSE I LOVE THE USA !
(U-S-A)
NO THERE AIN'T NO OTHER WAY
‘CAUSE IT’S FOR THE USA
You're tied down to the train tracks
An' it's comin' your way!
TORTURE THE MAN ... SAY, YES WE CAN
TORTURE THE MAN ... SAY, YES WE CAN
TORTURE THE MAN ... SAY, YES WE CAN
WE CAN! (WE CAN!) (WE CAN!)
Two plus two is five
Or room one-o-one.
Believe it, and embrace the TRUTH.
It's the religion of the INSECURE
Believe NO Con-spiracy Theory.
A different ruler is not a sin
The Vatican is capital H-I-M
YOU LET THEM TAKE ALL YOU'RE FREEDOMS AWAY
Say: "divide et impera" [DIVIDE AND RULE]
I'M TERRORIST SO THEY SAY
'CAUSE GOV MAKES NO MISTAKES
I'M REALLY VUGGED-UP BABY
WATERBOARDED TODAY!!!
NOT ON A DIVING BOARD
I’M ON A WATERBOARD
I'M REALLY VUGGED-UP BABY
WATERBOARDED TODAY!!!
OOO YOU GET IT EVERY DAY
‘CAUSE IT’S FOR THE USA
‘CAUSE I LOVE THE TSA !
(T-S-A)
NO THERE AIN'T NO OTHER WAY
‘CAUSE IT’S FOR THE TSA
YOUR REALLY VUGGED-UP BABY
WATERBOARD YA TODAY!!!
...
.... (no .. don't ... no .. don't)
...
Americans are stupid fools
At last, the terrorist is you
IF YOU HAVE MORE THAN HALF A BRAIN
THEY'LL CUT ALL THE EXCESS AWAY
T-S-A GESTAPO SAYS YES
WE PUT OUR HANDS ONTO YOUR BREASTS
SAY YES WE CAN, SAY YES WE CAN
STICK OUR HANDS DOWN INTO YOUR PANTS
IF STONED, WASTED, OR HI
WE SAY YOU’RE ALL GONNA DIE
YOUR REALLY VUGGED-UP AND WE'LL
WATERBOARD YA TONIGHT!!!
WE WATERBOARD EVERY MAN
‘CAUSE IT’S FOR OUR UNCLE SAM
YOU'RE IN THE FEMA CAMP
‘CAUSE IT’S FOR OUR U-S-A
WHETHER APHGANISTAN,
IRAQ OR PAKISTAN
WE VUGIN’ UP YOUR LAND
BECAUSE ... YES WE CAN
WATERBOARD THE MAN
‘CAUSE IT’S FOR UNCLE SAM
WATERBOARDING’S OK
‘CAUSE IT’S FOR USA
OOO YOU GET IT EVERY DAY
‘CAUSE IT’S FOR THE USA
WATERBOARD THE U-S-A !!!
(U-S-A)
NO THERE AIN'T NO OTHER WAY
‘CAUSE IT’S FOR THE USA
JUST BIND 'EM FINE INCLINED AN'
WATERBOARD EVERY MAN
WHETHER FROM PAKISTAN
OR FROM APHGANISTAN
JUST BIND 'EM FINE INCLINED AN'
WATERBOARD EVERY MAN
WHETHER HE IS ISLAM
OR JUST COMES FROM IRAN
JUST BIND 'EM FINE INCLINED AN'
WATERBOARD EVERY MAN
...
(say it this way ...)
(waterboard the USA)
(say it this way ...)
(waterboard the USA)
Bind him fine inclined
‘cause we waterboard ya this way.
...
...
OBAMA TOLD ME THAT YES HE CAN
CAN WATERBOARD THE MAN
He bombed Aphganistan and Pakistan,
And now's bombing Lybia
There's nothin' wrong with bombing everyone.
He said, "'Cause everyone said YES WE CAN"
I'm Big Brother - It's nineteen-eighty-four!
I say, "Two plus two is five!"
I'M TERRORIST SO THEY SAY
'CAUSE GOV MAKES NO MISTAKES
I'M REALLY VUGGED-UP BABY
WATERBOARDED TODAY!!!
NOT ON A DIVING BOARD
I’M ON A WATERBOARD
I'M REALLY VUGGED-UP BABY
WATERBOARDED TODAY!!!
(U-S-A)
OOO YOU GET IT EVERY DAY
‘CAUSE IT’S FOR THE USA
‘CAUSE I LOVE THE USA !
(U-S-A)
NO THERE AIN'T NO OTHER WAY
‘CAUSE IT’S FOR THE USA
You're tied down to the train tracks
An' it's comin' your way!
TORTURE THE MAN ... SAY, YES WE CAN
TORTURE THE MAN ... SAY, YES WE CAN
TORTURE THE MAN ... SAY, YES WE CAN
WE CAN! (WE CAN!) (WE CAN!)
Two plus two is five
Or room one-o-one.
Believe it, and embrace the TRUTH.
It's the religion of the INSECURE
Believe NO Con-spiracy Theory.
A different ruler is not a sin
The Vatican is capital H-I-M
YOU LET THEM TAKE ALL YOU'RE FREEDOMS AWAY
Say: "divide et impera" [DIVIDE AND RULE]
I'M TERRORIST SO THEY SAY
'CAUSE GOV MAKES NO MISTAKES
I'M REALLY VUGGED-UP BABY
WATERBOARDED TODAY!!!
NOT ON A DIVING BOARD
I’M ON A WATERBOARD
I'M REALLY VUGGED-UP BABY
WATERBOARDED TODAY!!!
OOO YOU GET IT EVERY DAY
‘CAUSE IT’S FOR THE USA
‘CAUSE I LOVE THE TSA !
(T-S-A)
NO THERE AIN'T NO OTHER WAY
‘CAUSE IT’S FOR THE TSA
YOUR REALLY VUGGED-UP BABY
WATERBOARD YA TODAY!!!
...
.... (no .. don't ... no .. don't)
...
Americans are stupid fools
At last, the terrorist is you
IF YOU HAVE MORE THAN HALF A BRAIN
THEY'LL CUT ALL THE EXCESS AWAY
T-S-A GESTAPO SAYS YES
WE PUT OUR HANDS ONTO YOUR BREASTS
SAY YES WE CAN, SAY YES WE CAN
STICK OUR HANDS DOWN INTO YOUR PANTS
IF STONED, WASTED, OR HI
WE SAY YOU’RE ALL GONNA DIE
YOUR REALLY VUGGED-UP AND WE'LL
WATERBOARD YA TONIGHT!!!
WE WATERBOARD EVERY MAN
‘CAUSE IT’S FOR OUR UNCLE SAM
YOU'RE IN THE FEMA CAMP
‘CAUSE IT’S FOR OUR U-S-A
WHETHER APHGANISTAN,
IRAQ OR PAKISTAN
WE VUGIN’ UP YOUR LAND
BECAUSE ... YES WE CAN
WATERBOARD THE MAN
‘CAUSE IT’S FOR UNCLE SAM
WATERBOARDING’S OK
‘CAUSE IT’S FOR USA
OOO YOU GET IT EVERY DAY
‘CAUSE IT’S FOR THE USA
WATERBOARD THE U-S-A !!!
(U-S-A)
NO THERE AIN'T NO OTHER WAY
‘CAUSE IT’S FOR THE USA
JUST BIND 'EM FINE INCLINED AN'
WATERBOARD EVERY MAN
WHETHER FROM PAKISTAN
OR FROM APHGANISTAN
JUST BIND 'EM FINE INCLINED AN'
WATERBOARD EVERY MAN
WHETHER HE IS ISLAM
OR JUST COMES FROM IRAN
JUST BIND 'EM FINE INCLINED AN'
WATERBOARD EVERY MAN
...
(say it this way ...)
(waterboard the USA)
(say it this way ...)
(waterboard the USA)
Copyright © 2011 Sue Donym suedonym0@hotmail.com http://www.amazon.com/Ill-Eat-Andrew-favorites-ebook/dp/B004GB0LVM/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&m=AG56TWVU5XWC2&s=books&qid=1306938888&sr=8-4 http://www.amazon.com/You-Axed-Two-favorites-ebook/dp/B004D4YOVK/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&m=AG56TWVU5XWC2&s=books&qid=1306938888&sr=8-5
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You need to get some facts straight. First - the very first executive order Obama signed as President explicitly bans torturing war prisoners. John McCain encouraged him to do so because he knows from experience that abusing war captives is nothing but a sadistic practice that yields nothing of value. Second - as for Big Brother and 1984, where were the voices of dissent? Obama is certainly not a "Messiah" but why is he getting so much flak for all the problems, neglect and crimes that corrupt despot moron would not even look at. Time to pick up the pieces.
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