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Song Parodies -> "Jerkass"
Original Song Title:
"Judas"
Original Performer:
Lady GaGa
Parody Song Title:
"Jerkass"
Parody Written by:
Flash Flood
The Lyrics
At least she wore pants this time
Lady Gaga
"Jerkass"
Album:Blasphemy This Way
Director:George Carlin
[beginning:Lady G and her gang of motorists cruise the road and crash into a tree.She staggers to somebody's house and starts singing]
Jerkass! Jerka-ah-ah! Jerkass! Jerka-ah-ah!
Jerkass! Jerka-ah-ah! Jerkass! Blah-blah! (2x)
When he comes to me, I am ready
He buys me chocolates and strawberries
But when we are in bed he's such a sleaze
I bet it was good for you,but not for me
Ahh ah ah ah ah Ahh ah ah ah
He brings me down, brings me down, down
Ahh ah ah ah ah Ahh ah ah ah
Such an unfunny clown,unfunny clown
I'm just a horny fool, oh baby, he's so cruel
But I'm still in love with jerkass, baby!
I'm just a horny fool, oh baby, he's so cruel
But I'm still in love with jerkass, baby!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
I'm in love with a jerka-ass, jerka-ass
Jerkass! Jerka-ah-ah! Jerkass! Jerka-ah-ah!
Jerkass! Jerka-ah-ah! Jerkass! Yadda yadda!
He treats me like a princess,but he's the queen
I'm like Heidi,but the Fleiss,and he's Charlie Sheen
He's the Bill and Hillary to my Monica Lewinsky
He's the vodka,I'm the worm,whatever that might mean
I'm just a horny fool,oh baby,it's so cruel
But I'm still in love with jerkass, baby
I'm just a horny fool, oh baby, it's so cruel
And I keep using the word "baby"
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
I'm in love with a jerka-ass, jerka-ass
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
I'm in love with a jerka-ass, jerka-ass
[instrumental]
(Ew!)
[intermission;Lady G dresses up as a nun and stands on a rock with water splashing around her.The water splashes her and she's left with an octopuss stuck on her face.She pulls it of with a loud SCHLOOOOP and proceeds]
Just a horny fool, oh baby, it's so cruel
But I'm still in love with jerkass, baby
I'm just a horny fool, oh baby, it's so cruel
And I should really stop saying "baby"
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
I'm in love with a jerka-ass, jerka-ass
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
I'm in love with a jerka-ass, jerka-ass
Jerkass! Jerka-ah-ah! Jerkass! Jerka-ah-ah!
Jerkass! Jerka-ah-ah! Jerkass! Whateva!
[end:Lady G is once again dressed like a Power Rangers villain;she trips on her ridiculously high shoes and falls flat on her face]
"Jerkass"
Album:Blasphemy This Way
Director:George Carlin
[beginning:Lady G and her gang of motorists cruise the road and crash into a tree.She staggers to somebody's house and starts singing]
Jerkass! Jerka-ah-ah! Jerkass! Jerka-ah-ah!
Jerkass! Jerka-ah-ah! Jerkass! Blah-blah! (2x)
When he comes to me, I am ready
He buys me chocolates and strawberries
But when we are in bed he's such a sleaze
I bet it was good for you,but not for me
Ahh ah ah ah ah Ahh ah ah ah
He brings me down, brings me down, down
Ahh ah ah ah ah Ahh ah ah ah
Such an unfunny clown,unfunny clown
I'm just a horny fool, oh baby, he's so cruel
But I'm still in love with jerkass, baby!
I'm just a horny fool, oh baby, he's so cruel
But I'm still in love with jerkass, baby!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
I'm in love with a jerka-ass, jerka-ass
Jerkass! Jerka-ah-ah! Jerkass! Jerka-ah-ah!
Jerkass! Jerka-ah-ah! Jerkass! Yadda yadda!
He treats me like a princess,but he's the queen
I'm like Heidi,but the Fleiss,and he's Charlie Sheen
He's the Bill and Hillary to my Monica Lewinsky
He's the vodka,I'm the worm,whatever that might mean
I'm just a horny fool,oh baby,it's so cruel
But I'm still in love with jerkass, baby
I'm just a horny fool, oh baby, it's so cruel
And I keep using the word "baby"
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
I'm in love with a jerka-ass, jerka-ass
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
I'm in love with a jerka-ass, jerka-ass
[instrumental]
(Ew!)
[intermission;Lady G dresses up as a nun and stands on a rock with water splashing around her.The water splashes her and she's left with an octopuss stuck on her face.She pulls it of with a loud SCHLOOOOP and proceeds]
Just a horny fool, oh baby, it's so cruel
But I'm still in love with jerkass, baby
I'm just a horny fool, oh baby, it's so cruel
And I should really stop saying "baby"
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
I'm in love with a jerka-ass, jerka-ass
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
I'm in love with a jerka-ass, jerka-ass
Jerkass! Jerka-ah-ah! Jerkass! Jerka-ah-ah!
Jerkass! Jerka-ah-ah! Jerkass! Whateva!
[end:Lady G is once again dressed like a Power Rangers villain;she trips on her ridiculously high shoes and falls flat on her face]
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