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Song Parodies -> "Veg So Slowly"

Original Song Title:

"Edge of Glory"

Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"Veg So Slowly"

Parody Written by:

Christopher Long

The Lyrics

If Lady Gaga goes on a cooking competition, we will never hear the end of her cooking veg - she loves it :D
I'm going to go and win that cooking show,
I'll make some gravy
Let's make some gravy.
I'm nervous but the presenters are such nice guys.
I've never attempted cooking it takes so long
Let's make some gravy
Let's make some gravy.
Set a timer for a minute, I don't want to leave it to burn.

It's time to make some mush!
To test my genius.
I'm going to make some stew
And chop some carrots too,
While wearing my favourite gloves!

I'm cooking veg, so slowly,
And in the other pan I'll reduce some jus.
I'm cooking veg, so slowly,
And I'll see what else I can do.
I'm cooking veg
Some veg, some veg, some veg,
Some veg, some veg, some veg!
I'm cooking veg, so slowly,
And I think I'm going to steam it too!
I'm going to steam it too.

I've got a chopping board on the kitchen side
Let's boil the gravy
Let's boil the gravy.
The cooking show I'm on is going live tonight.
Alright, alright.
I wasn't sure, now I'm really glad I came
I need to watch my gravy
to watch my gravy.
I'm learning tips and I'm really glad I came on tonight.
Alright, alright.

The cameras make me blush
But this is such a rush.
I'm going to make my stew
And parmesan it too.
And I will make the judges gasp!

I'm cooking veg, so slowly,
And in the other pan I'll reduce some jus.
I'm cooking veg, so slowly,
And I'll see what else I can do.
I'm cooking veg
Some veg, some veg, some veg,
Some veg, some veg, some veg!
I'm cooking veg, so slowly,
And I think I'll add some peas too!
I'll add some peas too.

I'm cooking veg and stew!
I'm cooking veg and stew.

I'm plating veg, so slowly,
And now I'm going on through.
I'm plating veg, so slowly,
But it's time for the moment of truth.
I'm plating veg.
Some veg, some veg, some veg,
Some veg, some veg, some veg.
I plated veg, so neatly,
Now let's hear their moment of truth.
Come on and tell us the truth.

I won a medal for my stew!
I think I'm going to go through.
See you next week too.

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