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Song Parodies -> "Uighurs"
Original Song Title:
"Judas"
Original Performer:
Lady Gaga
Parody Song Title:
"Uighurs"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Now that a few new facts have surfaced about MA Flight 370 concerning the transponders that were _manually_ turned off, the _automated_ west turn, and that the jet flew for 7 hrs with no catestrophic mechanical nor electrical failures evident based on continuing data received by Rolls Royce from the engines... Al-Qaida affilitated Uighur (pronounced wee-gur) terrorists may have diverted the Boeing 777 to another nation (most likely Pakistan). The Uighurs want total independence from China and to that end have spread Islamic terror through suicide bombers and various acts of terror all over China; the most recent, the Kumming Railway Station stabbing attacks on 160 people may have led to the higher stakes mysterious fate of MA Flight 370. If this was pilot suicide or dual suicide no way he/they would have kept flying 7 hours and possibly changed directions again. No wreakage of the plane yet found, nor physical evidence in any water. Could have landed on ground and then quietly camouflaged, the mostly Chinese passengers herded away as captives. As valid a theory as any other at this point. I'm doing it this way b/c no one else will :)
Flight 3-7-0
Now suspected Uighurs
Flight 3-7-0
Now suspected Uighurs
Uighurs!
ETIM*
Uighurs!
ETIM
Uighurs!
ETIM
Uighurs!
AL-QAIDA!!!
Turkish ancestry, in PRC
Xinjiang Autonomous Region- not free
Kumming stabbing attack, and now this plane?
Was Triple 7 seized- a terror scheme?
They brought it down, brought it down, down
After turn-about, west turn-about
[Chorus]
Islamists are not fools, hijackings used as tools
No surprise if they were Uighurs, really
Islamists are not fools, hijackings used as tools
No surprise if they were Uighurs, really
Flight 3-7-0
Now suspected Uighurs
Flight 3-7-0
Now suspected Uighurs
Uighurs!
ETIM
Uighurs!
ETIM
Uighurs!
ETIM
Uighurs!
AL-QAIDA!!!
Right now it’s just another theory
Pilots or hijackers led jet astray
No floating debris or oil slicks
Flew on for seven hours steadily…
They brought it down, brought it down, down
After turn-about, west turn-about
Islamists are not fools, hijackings used as tools
No surprise if they were Uighurs, really
Islamists are not fools, hijackings used as tools
No surprise if they were Uighurs, really
Flight 3-7-0
Now suspected Uighurs
Flight 3-7-0
Now suspected Uighurs
Uighurs!
ETIM
Uighurs!
ETIM
Uighurs!
ETIM
Uighurs!
AL-QAIDA!!!
[Bridge]
Flight mishap doesn’t make sense,
So far no clear evidence
The takers, switched NE to W, made high climbs
But in the practical sense
With transponders off, radar gaps
Once diversions had commenced,
Trip to Pakistan not out of line…
Uighurs would approve,
Both Chinese and the West would be duped
So far no one has a clue,
Of what the Uighurs could resort to
If pushed to…
Islamists are not fools, hijackings used as tools
No surprise if they were Uighurs, really
Islamists are not fools, hijackings used as tools
No surprise if they were Uighurs, really
Flight 3-7-0
Now suspected Uighurs
Flight 3-7-0
Now suspected Uighurs
Uighurs!
ETIM
Uighurs!
ETIM
Uighurs!
ETIM
Uighurs!
AL-QAIDA!!!
Now suspected Uighurs
Flight 3-7-0
Now suspected Uighurs
Uighurs!
ETIM*
Uighurs!
ETIM
Uighurs!
ETIM
Uighurs!
AL-QAIDA!!!
Turkish ancestry, in PRC
Xinjiang Autonomous Region- not free
Kumming stabbing attack, and now this plane?
Was Triple 7 seized- a terror scheme?
They brought it down, brought it down, down
After turn-about, west turn-about
[Chorus]
Islamists are not fools, hijackings used as tools
No surprise if they were Uighurs, really
Islamists are not fools, hijackings used as tools
No surprise if they were Uighurs, really
Flight 3-7-0
Now suspected Uighurs
Flight 3-7-0
Now suspected Uighurs
Uighurs!
ETIM
Uighurs!
ETIM
Uighurs!
ETIM
Uighurs!
AL-QAIDA!!!
Right now it’s just another theory
Pilots or hijackers led jet astray
No floating debris or oil slicks
Flew on for seven hours steadily…
They brought it down, brought it down, down
After turn-about, west turn-about
Islamists are not fools, hijackings used as tools
No surprise if they were Uighurs, really
Islamists are not fools, hijackings used as tools
No surprise if they were Uighurs, really
Flight 3-7-0
Now suspected Uighurs
Flight 3-7-0
Now suspected Uighurs
Uighurs!
ETIM
Uighurs!
ETIM
Uighurs!
ETIM
Uighurs!
AL-QAIDA!!!
[Bridge]
Flight mishap doesn’t make sense,
So far no clear evidence
The takers, switched NE to W, made high climbs
But in the practical sense
With transponders off, radar gaps
Once diversions had commenced,
Trip to Pakistan not out of line…
Uighurs would approve,
Both Chinese and the West would be duped
So far no one has a clue,
Of what the Uighurs could resort to
If pushed to…
Islamists are not fools, hijackings used as tools
No surprise if they were Uighurs, really
Islamists are not fools, hijackings used as tools
No surprise if they were Uighurs, really
Flight 3-7-0
Now suspected Uighurs
Flight 3-7-0
Now suspected Uighurs
Uighurs!
ETIM
Uighurs!
ETIM
Uighurs!
ETIM
Uighurs!
AL-QAIDA!!!
* East Turkistan Islamic Movement
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Hey Rob, I've heard that when one Uigher says something foolish, his fellow Uighers will berate him with "Uigher, please!"
CML- LOL! I live in Cali so when I first heard CNN's report on the Uighurs, it made me laugh b/c out here there are plenty of Wiggers (alt Whigggers, Wiggas)! To those that don't know this means White N-word (someone White that tries to speak, dress, and act Black). I've known lots of these people during my life esp. after Hip Hop hit the charts & hardcore Gansta Rap. It's not uncommon to hear young white guys greet each other with "Waz up ma Nigga? or waz up money?, G?, and so on... and as long as you've got thug-life, B-ball or NFL gear on (esp Raiders) Black people don't seem to mind as much- out here!
The NSA was too busy spying on Diane Feinstein to keep track of a giant plane going off course. Wouldn't you hate to have the job of monitoring the camera in her bedroom or peeping through the key hole?
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