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Song Parodies -> "The Bombs"
Original Song Title:
"Applause"
Original Performer:
Lady Gaga
Parody Song Title:
"The Bombs"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
This written before any action by the US. By USAF carpet-bombing I am NOT talking about hitting cities but military airfields, armor depots, units in open fields, missile defenses, etc... and YES, the collateral damage would be high. But Assad w/o major military equipment would lead to his overthrow and stop the killings of 100s of thousands in this 3rd year of civil war.
CNN watching
for war to come along
to squash the critics saying:
unilateral strikes are wrong
We’ve seen the images on TV
Gas used here and there,
No visible inflicted wounds
Just burns, lost breathe, and bad seizures
So c’mon drop the bombs, the bombs, the bombs
C’mon drop the bombs-bombs
C’mon drop the bombs-bombs
Destroyer CMs are not enough- please
Drop the bombs, the bombs, the bombs
B-2, Bone, and BUFF
(USAF clout)
Open the bomb bays, let ‘em drop
(take the regime out)
(take the regime out)
THE BOMBS
Take the regime out
(open the bomb bays, let ‘em drop)
THE BOMBS
THE BOMBS
Surgical strikes are “iffy“,
Not to say that they are weak
And yet to strike severe blows,
Dumb iron bombs- they will succeed
How ‘bout 35 tons,
Dropped from 50,000 ft
Take the fighters and radar out,
Then proceed with carpet-bombing!
So c’mon drop the bombs, the bombs, the bombs
C’mon drop the bombs-bombs
C’mon drop the bombs-bombs
Destroyer CMs are not enough- please
Drop the bombs, the bombs, the bombs
B-2, Bone, and BUFF
(USAF clout)
Open the bomb bays, let ‘em drop
(take the regime out)
(take the regime out)
THE BOMBS
Take the regime out
(open the bomb bays, let ‘em drop)
THE BOMBS
THE BOMBS
BOOM!
Stick-drops!
BOOM!
Stick drops- WOW!
BOOM!
So c’mon drop the bombs, the bombs, the bombs
C’mon drop the bombs-bombs
C’mon drop the bombs-bombs
Destroyer CMs are not enough- please
Drop the bombs, the bombs, the bombs
B-2, Bone, and BUFF
(USAF clout)
Open the bomb bays, let ‘em drop
(take the regime out)
(take the regime out)
THE BOMBS
Take the regime out
(open the bomb bays, let ‘em drop)
THE BOMBS
Take the regime out!
Take the regime out
(open the bomb bays, let ‘em drop)
BLOW ‘EM UP!!!
for war to come along
to squash the critics saying:
unilateral strikes are wrong
We’ve seen the images on TV
Gas used here and there,
No visible inflicted wounds
Just burns, lost breathe, and bad seizures
So c’mon drop the bombs, the bombs, the bombs
C’mon drop the bombs-bombs
C’mon drop the bombs-bombs
Destroyer CMs are not enough- please
Drop the bombs, the bombs, the bombs
B-2, Bone, and BUFF
(USAF clout)
Open the bomb bays, let ‘em drop
(take the regime out)
(take the regime out)
THE BOMBS
Take the regime out
(open the bomb bays, let ‘em drop)
THE BOMBS
THE BOMBS
Surgical strikes are “iffy“,
Not to say that they are weak
And yet to strike severe blows,
Dumb iron bombs- they will succeed
How ‘bout 35 tons,
Dropped from 50,000 ft
Take the fighters and radar out,
Then proceed with carpet-bombing!
So c’mon drop the bombs, the bombs, the bombs
C’mon drop the bombs-bombs
C’mon drop the bombs-bombs
Destroyer CMs are not enough- please
Drop the bombs, the bombs, the bombs
B-2, Bone, and BUFF
(USAF clout)
Open the bomb bays, let ‘em drop
(take the regime out)
(take the regime out)
THE BOMBS
Take the regime out
(open the bomb bays, let ‘em drop)
THE BOMBS
THE BOMBS
BOOM!
Stick-drops!
BOOM!
Stick drops- WOW!
BOOM!
So c’mon drop the bombs, the bombs, the bombs
C’mon drop the bombs-bombs
C’mon drop the bombs-bombs
Destroyer CMs are not enough- please
Drop the bombs, the bombs, the bombs
B-2, Bone, and BUFF
(USAF clout)
Open the bomb bays, let ‘em drop
(take the regime out)
(take the regime out)
THE BOMBS
Take the regime out
(open the bomb bays, let ‘em drop)
THE BOMBS
Take the regime out!
Take the regime out
(open the bomb bays, let ‘em drop)
BLOW ‘EM UP!!!
Bone= B-1b Rapier, BUFF= Big Ugly Fat F*cker (aka B-52H). CMs= Cruise Missiles
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