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Song Parodies -> "Santa Claus"
Original Song Title:
"Applause"
Original Performer:
Lady Gaga
Parody Song Title:
"Santa Claus"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
My 141st Gaga parody and second off the forthcoming "ARTPOP" Mega-CD of over 50+ songs due 11/11/13. "Applause" is the first official single and first MV to air. I chose this harmless topic to have a Xmas in August parody. I am the reigning Gaga parodist and intend to stay so.
Anticipating
Kris Kringle’s late-night run
Under warm sheets children waiting:
In the morning they‘ll have fun
On the rooftop a sleigh is landing
pulled by 9 reindeer,
down the chimney comes a fat guy dressed
in red/white Prussian gear!*
Kids live for Santa Claus, S Claus, S Claus
Kids live for Santa Claus-Claus
Live for Santa Claus-Claus
Live for the way that he makes delivery
Santa Claus, S Claus, S Claus
Bring them those things that they want
(String the bright lights round)
All the toys they love, all wrapped up
(Spread ‘em all around)
(Spread ‘em all around)
SANTA CLAUS!
Spread ‘em all around
(all the toys they love, all wrapped up)
SANTA CLAUS!
SANTA CLAUS!
Kids overhear other theories,
Commercial retail speaks
Their minds stir, of the North Pole,
and the power of their dreams
Forget those retail goons,
In the mall it’s “Santy” that they seek
Waiting in line for hours,
On Santa’s lap the kids do speak…
Kids live for Santa Claus, S Claus, S Claus
Kids live for Santa Claus-Claus
Live for Santa Claus-Claus
Live for the way that he makes delivery
Santa Claus, S Claus, S Claus
Bring them those things that they want
(String the bright lights round)
All the toys they love, all wrapped up
(Spread ‘em all around)
(Spread ‘em all around)
SANTA CLAUS!
Spread ‘em all around
(all the toys they love, all wrapped up)
SANTA CLAUS!
SANTA CLAUS!
Stockings!
Stuffed-stuffed!
Stockings!
Stuffed-stuffed, filled!
FULL!
Kids live for Santa Claus, S Claus, S Claus
Kids live for Santa Claus-Claus
Live for Santa Claus-Claus
Live for the way that he makes delivery
Santa Claus, S Claus, S Claus
Bring them those things that they want
(String the bright lights round)
All the toys they love, all wrapped up
(Spread ‘em all around)
(Spread ‘em all around)
SANTA CLAUS!
Spread ‘em all around
(all the toys they love, all wrapped up)
SANTA CLAUS!
Spread ‘em all around
Spread ‘em all around
(all the toys they love, all wrapped up-stuffed)
PUT OUT THE COOKIES AND THE CUP!!!
Kris Kringle’s late-night run
Under warm sheets children waiting:
In the morning they‘ll have fun
On the rooftop a sleigh is landing
pulled by 9 reindeer,
down the chimney comes a fat guy dressed
in red/white Prussian gear!*
Kids live for Santa Claus, S Claus, S Claus
Kids live for Santa Claus-Claus
Live for Santa Claus-Claus
Live for the way that he makes delivery
Santa Claus, S Claus, S Claus
Bring them those things that they want
(String the bright lights round)
All the toys they love, all wrapped up
(Spread ‘em all around)
(Spread ‘em all around)
SANTA CLAUS!
Spread ‘em all around
(all the toys they love, all wrapped up)
SANTA CLAUS!
SANTA CLAUS!
Kids overhear other theories,
Commercial retail speaks
Their minds stir, of the North Pole,
and the power of their dreams
Forget those retail goons,
In the mall it’s “Santy” that they seek
Waiting in line for hours,
On Santa’s lap the kids do speak…
Kids live for Santa Claus, S Claus, S Claus
Kids live for Santa Claus-Claus
Live for Santa Claus-Claus
Live for the way that he makes delivery
Santa Claus, S Claus, S Claus
Bring them those things that they want
(String the bright lights round)
All the toys they love, all wrapped up
(Spread ‘em all around)
(Spread ‘em all around)
SANTA CLAUS!
Spread ‘em all around
(all the toys they love, all wrapped up)
SANTA CLAUS!
SANTA CLAUS!
Stockings!
Stuffed-stuffed!
Stockings!
Stuffed-stuffed, filled!
FULL!
Kids live for Santa Claus, S Claus, S Claus
Kids live for Santa Claus-Claus
Live for Santa Claus-Claus
Live for the way that he makes delivery
Santa Claus, S Claus, S Claus
Bring them those things that they want
(String the bright lights round)
All the toys they love, all wrapped up
(Spread ‘em all around)
(Spread ‘em all around)
SANTA CLAUS!
Spread ‘em all around
(all the toys they love, all wrapped up)
SANTA CLAUS!
Spread ‘em all around
Spread ‘em all around
(all the toys they love, all wrapped up-stuffed)
PUT OUT THE COOKIES AND THE CUP!!!
*red/white Prussian gear= Santa Claus/Kris Kringle , the tannenbaum (Xmas Tree), the tale of toys or coal in stockings, half the names of the reindeer, and the uniform are all from Germany. Santa "suit" is actually a red/white version of a Prussian military uniform minus rifle, helmet, and dagger. His rucksack has become a toy sack.
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