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Song Parodies -> "Kojak"
Original Song Title:
"Judas"
Original Performer:
Lady Gaga
Parody Song Title:
"Kojak"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
One of my favorite '70s cop shows. Det. Lt. Theo Kojak, NYCPD, 11th Precinct...
Oh, oh, oh, oh
I'm in love with Kojak
Oh, oh, oh, oh
I'm in love with Kojak
Kojak!
Wise-ass
Kojak!
Wise-ass
Kojak!
Wise-ass
Kojak!
“WHO LOVES YA… BABY?”
Bald tough guy smokin’ Mores, proud to be Greek
Detective from the 11th Precinct
Stubborn and tenacious, plays crazy games
Got a snub-nose .38, is hard to beat
Takes bad guys down, bad guys down, down
He‘s no circus clown, no circus clown
[Chorus]
I’m just a Helpless Girl, but honey he’s so cool
So I’m still in love with Kojak, baby
I’m just a Helpless Girl, but honey he’s so cool
So I’m still in love with Kojak, baby
Oh, oh, oh, oh
I'm in love with Kojak
Oh, oh, oh, oh
I'm in love with Kojak
Kojak!
Wise-ass
Kojak!
Wise-ass
Kojak!
Wise-ass
Kojak!
“WHO LOVES YA… BABY?”
Captain McNeil is on his ass daily
Kojak bends the rules, sometimes disobeys
Sometimes he even acts like a prick
But solves mysteries of dead bodies
Takes bad guys down, bad guys down, down
He‘s no circus clown, no circus clown
I’m just a Helpless Girl, but honey he’s so cool
So I’m still in love with Kojak, baby
I’m just a Helpless Girl, but honey he’s so cool
So I’m still in love with Kojak, baby
Oh, oh, oh, oh
I'm in love with Kojak
Oh, oh, oh, oh
I'm in love with Kojak
Kojak!
Wise-ass
Kojak!
Wise-ass
Kojak!
Wise-ass
Kojak!
“WHO LOVES YA… BABY?”
[Bridge]
In the most ethical sense,
Kojak weighs each offense
From hookers to psycho suspects, he will decide
But in the cultural sense
He bears no false pretense
Kojak will stomp out a menace,
Send ‘em to the “Big House” to do time
He will arrest you,
Chase you in his ‘74 Regal
Criminals he pursues,
Kojak is the hero I kneel to
Not “Fatso” (Stavros)!!!
I’m just a Helpless Girl, but honey he’s so cool
So I’m still in love with Kojak, baby
I’m just a Helpless Girl, but honey he’s so cool
So I’m still in love with Kojak, baby
Oh, oh, oh, oh
I'm in love with Kojak
Oh, oh, oh, oh
I'm in love with Kojak
Kojak!
Wise-ass
Kojak!
Wise-ass
Kojak!
Wise-ass
Kojak!
“WHO LOVES YA… BABY?”
[Lollipop planted firmly in cheek!]
I'm in love with Kojak
Oh, oh, oh, oh
I'm in love with Kojak
Kojak!
Wise-ass
Kojak!
Wise-ass
Kojak!
Wise-ass
Kojak!
“WHO LOVES YA… BABY?”
Bald tough guy smokin’ Mores, proud to be Greek
Detective from the 11th Precinct
Stubborn and tenacious, plays crazy games
Got a snub-nose .38, is hard to beat
Takes bad guys down, bad guys down, down
He‘s no circus clown, no circus clown
[Chorus]
I’m just a Helpless Girl, but honey he’s so cool
So I’m still in love with Kojak, baby
I’m just a Helpless Girl, but honey he’s so cool
So I’m still in love with Kojak, baby
Oh, oh, oh, oh
I'm in love with Kojak
Oh, oh, oh, oh
I'm in love with Kojak
Kojak!
Wise-ass
Kojak!
Wise-ass
Kojak!
Wise-ass
Kojak!
“WHO LOVES YA… BABY?”
Captain McNeil is on his ass daily
Kojak bends the rules, sometimes disobeys
Sometimes he even acts like a prick
But solves mysteries of dead bodies
Takes bad guys down, bad guys down, down
He‘s no circus clown, no circus clown
I’m just a Helpless Girl, but honey he’s so cool
So I’m still in love with Kojak, baby
I’m just a Helpless Girl, but honey he’s so cool
So I’m still in love with Kojak, baby
Oh, oh, oh, oh
I'm in love with Kojak
Oh, oh, oh, oh
I'm in love with Kojak
Kojak!
Wise-ass
Kojak!
Wise-ass
Kojak!
Wise-ass
Kojak!
“WHO LOVES YA… BABY?”
[Bridge]
In the most ethical sense,
Kojak weighs each offense
From hookers to psycho suspects, he will decide
But in the cultural sense
He bears no false pretense
Kojak will stomp out a menace,
Send ‘em to the “Big House” to do time
He will arrest you,
Chase you in his ‘74 Regal
Criminals he pursues,
Kojak is the hero I kneel to
Not “Fatso” (Stavros)!!!
I’m just a Helpless Girl, but honey he’s so cool
So I’m still in love with Kojak, baby
I’m just a Helpless Girl, but honey he’s so cool
So I’m still in love with Kojak, baby
Oh, oh, oh, oh
I'm in love with Kojak
Oh, oh, oh, oh
I'm in love with Kojak
Kojak!
Wise-ass
Kojak!
Wise-ass
Kojak!
Wise-ass
Kojak!
“WHO LOVES YA… BABY?”
[Lollipop planted firmly in cheek!]
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^ That's who loves this, baby.
Rob - What's a Greecian earn? Not what he used to! Here's the fives I "ode" you. ;D
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