-> "Cold"
Original Song Title:
"Gold"
Parody Song Title:
"Cold"
The Lyrics
Cold inside and outside, turn the heater on
No matter where I'm going, I'm feeling really cold
Putting on a jacket because it's really cold
Going to wear a jacket
Very cold, I can hardly feel my feet...
I should wear two jackets but I don't want to be back inside
I can't even feel my feet...
I missed being back in summer where I didn't freeze my feet...
It's several months away and I can't wait that long...
And if you were here with me, you'd be very cold, too
I would give you my jacket, but I don't want to be cold...
You say you're sorry
It's okay, I'm going to make it through
And now, I'm getting goosebumps because it's chilly out...
And now, I'm letting you know
Cold inside and outside
It's cold here, I just know
So cold, I'm almost paralyzed
Even though there's no snow
Inside, it's very cold
Turn the heater on
Outside, it's very cold
I'll put a jacket on
No matter where I go
I'll put a jacket on
If I'm staying inside, I'll turn the heater on
When I'm changing my clothes, I feel colder, you know...
I'm just letting you know
And now, I'm shivering...
You could hold my hand, but it's really cold, I'm telling you...
I wish it was spring again, yeah
I wish it was spring...
But now, I'm freezing outside
No matter where I go...
When I'm washing my hands, the water feels so cold...
When I get in the shower, you know I feel cold, too...
When I open the fridge, I'm feeling cold again...
I put on a jacket when I'm going out...
And now, I let you know
Cold inside and outside
It's cold here, I just know
So cold, I'm almost paralyzed
Even though there's no snow
Inside, it's very cold
Turn the heater on
Outside, it's very cold
I'll put a jacket on
No matter where I go
I'll put a jacket on
If I'm staying inside, I'll turn the heater on
When I'm changing my clothes, I feel colder, you know...
I'm just letting you know
Now, I can't even feel my feet...
It feels like I'm living in the North Pole, but I'm not
Too bad it's not the summer because I didn't freeze...
And now, I feel so cold I can't even move...
If I was somewhere else, I probably wouldn't feel cold
If I lived in a country that's probably really warm...
My problems would be solved and I wouldn't be really cold...
But now, I'm just waiting for the weather to be warm...
I'm just letting you know
Cold inside and outside
It's cold here, I just know
So cold, I'm almost paralyzed
Even though there's no snow
Inside, it's very cold
Turn the heater on
Outside, it's very cold
I'll put a jacket on
No matter where I go
I'll put a jacket on
If I'm staying inside, I'll turn the heater on
When I'm changing my clothes, I feel colder, you know...
I'm just letting you know
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