In the jungle look down into every bush
Massive pythons will have you crushed
They slither and turn you into poo
Some mean Burmese down there in the muck
Makes you lunch, Down his throat you’re sucked
Don’t you dare bump him or you’re his food

Watch out for snakes when they’re peeved they will not frown
They’ll eat an antelope up and gulp a monkey down

Their warning signage is the worst hiss
You’re amazed when they munched your sis
So scary as they eat you whole
Fangs are barring better stop your stroll
Not funny and they’re not your friend
Like Nagini, Voldemort’s pet
Oh how I wish that I never took this hike
Went to London instead

Should be smarter thinking the Amazon
Would be fun now a snake’s grub
They’re a danger crawling above you, dude
In trees they’re a threat cause you’re on their plate
Man it seems like we can’t get away
In Hong Kong and Madagascar too

You’ll see them thriving and their scales are all brown
You’d better carry a club or you’ll be shoveled down

Cause they’re designed mean heard the worst hiss
Trees you’ll climb still they aren't dismissed
So heavy, Largest ratio
And deadly those reptiles grow
Their body can really bend
A machete better have on hand
Oh how I wish that I never took this hike

Squeezed a heifer with an intense pressured hug
Farmers pestered cause their farm’s being chomped
That tongue flickers when outside their head
One look and a scream and we’d both be dead

Yeah, yeah
Sss, sss, sss

We’ll run and hide while taking cover
This snake’s a fright it makes me shudder
And hope that maybe this gun we shoot (gun we shoot)
Will stop this guy from having us chewed!!!

We’re in a bind, We heard the worst hiss
It’s insane with its venom spit
So sweaty, Clothes are really soaked
In its belly is right where we’ll go
Won’t gum me its fangs will shred
Cause I’m fleshy that large beast I fed
Oh how I wish that I didn't grab this vine
Now that is my lament
It was an accident
It was not what I meant
Should have stayed in my tent
It’s no simple vine that snake’s how I died