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Song Parodies -> "Grow"

Original Song Title:

"Blow"

Original Performer:

Kesha

Parody Song Title:

"Grow"

Parody Written by:

SwimPuff165

The Lyrics

Hahahaha
Plant

Garden set, I got some new seeds
The dirt is in need
So very thirsty
Bring that hose here, set the pressure
To shower like so
So crops get wetter

It's time to tend fresh produce and
Have flowers smell divine (this seed's about to..)
Today, we're goin' outdoors
Photosynthesis for life

This seed's about to grow (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Grow (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
This seed's about to grow (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Grow (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
This seed's about to grow (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Grow (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
This seed's about to grow (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Grow (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
This seed's about to..

Guess what (what?) we've got some peppers
And onions as well
Tomatoes for sure
Soil and sunlight help all our seeds
They give them the food
To sprout on a spree

It's time to harvest our veg
Off to market now (This seed's about to)
Today, we'll sell our freshness to
Hungry healthy mouths

This seed's about to grow (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Grow (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
This seed's about to grow (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Grow (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
This seed's about to grow (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Grow (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
This seed's about to grow (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Grow (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
This seed's about to..

Dig-dig-dig-dig the ground, dig the ground
Plant some seeds, have them sprout your food
Let me see them plants
Let me, let me see them plants
Dig the ground, dig the ground
Plant some seeds, have them sprout your food
Let me see them plants
Let me, let me see them plants (C'mon!)
We're planting today (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(This seed's about to grow oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
That's gardening, for ya!
(Grow, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

This seed's about to grow (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Grow (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
This seed's about to grow (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Grow (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
This seed's about to grow (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Grow (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
This seed's about to grow (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Grow (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
This seed's about to..

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