It’s hot, it’s hot, it’s hot, it’s hot
So sexy, it gets to me, some mindless T & A
She wears a soft fleece, or a one-piece, it’s mindless T & A
There is power, poison, pain and joy that stems from T & A
In her bustle, Joe, a dancin’ show, with mindless T & A
I like porn, unhitched, since my first kiss
Inaccurate perception?
I can’t not like this, a sight of bliss
I hope I don’t lose reception
Please don’t denigrate or postulate, please open your head
Best you put the kids to bed!
Yes, Dad, it’s hot, it’s hot, it’s hot
Lewdness, I just crave it, I like simple T & A
I get giggles, I spit bubbles and fart when I watch that T & A
I just sit and spin, and spin again, a simpleton, a nerd
And I purr again, I sound like a kitten that has just seen a bird
You see how she works that slinky mini-skirt with that unitard?
Think that I’m a jerk, but now what revs your car?
See, life’s a, life’s a, life’s a
Bitch, your hormones start to itch because of T & A (whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo)
Whooping fits, all that mem-ry shift is ‘cause of T & A
Daddy, Mommy hitched, there it is, all ‘cause of T & A
We could not exist, be survived by jellyfish, I’d wage
Don’t need a degree, we definitely are made to mate, no stunt
So this whole show should not offend you
But in this small section
I’ll talk words of reduction
Boobies, knockers, keisters, hooters, butt (Contention!)
Weiners, honkers, crazy words we spit
I hope you’ll forgive this biz-ness
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that’s all T & A!
Basest, not the least!
Curiousity I felt since second grade
When I was nine, school bell would knell, at the playground the girls would play
And how sublime they were, swell, did cartwheels oh how great
But I’d pine for less clothes, too
Am I a psycho or pervert?
You truculent spleen, you cross-eyed jerk
‘Twas innocence! Puberty onward
The tumescence takes over every nerve
And you feel so stiff, pimples on your face
But you feel your place right now on Earth
I speak the truth, just trust me to say
I get royally, so hornily, from all the T & A!
[This is why I say that the Internet has done more damage to all teenage Americans than drugs have in recent years…]
(I gotta have her, for my wife!) {5-4-3-2-1!}
Love that décolletage, all that she’s revealin’
Honey all in flower, standing right where you is
Tell you somethin’ (Oh baby hotcha!...)
I love you better when you wear nothin’!
I’m gonna die split seconds without you
That T & A, I’ve no hesitation
Your T & A, such anticipation!
That’s what it is, your immoral tricks
Ain’t no Pulitzer, that much I know
Let’s edit down the footage for the video
It really is a thrilla’
Slippin’ on your nightie, and slinkin’ like a vixen
Give me such a feelin’, sweating through my drawers
Arching like a rainbow, watch her do the Limbo
Aching like a fool, counting all her moles
Oh lordy I know, this’ll be a melodrama
Dance the hotsy-totsy, freaky in her ‘jamas
Watch her connoiter, make bedroom scandals
Oh, it’s a such a fun way, peeling that banana
That’s all that it takes, curving like a snake
Turn the phone off, think you can relate
Looking very nice, the spell permeates
Sends me a-quiver, look how she rates
Do it 6 times, 7, 8 or 9
Feeling it so high, 10’s my lucky day
She has got the way—jingle all the way!
Just me and her, and we’re giggling all the way
You can’t quit without those crazy feelings felt
You can’t quit without applying life to fate
You can’t trick it off and do it by yourself
You can bitch enough, and a cry a lot and prate
But when the transaction begins to fly out late
Go and titillate, gotta be a wraith
Joy to the world, let it mutate
Sex ‘til it’s over, that’s T & A!