[REBEKAH DUB]
My bladder’s full, I gotta tinkle
You better run, you better sprint
I don’t want my panties to sprinkle
Scoot from the door and let me in

Ohhhhh (tinkle), ohhhh (tinkle), ohhhhhhhhhh (my bladder’s full)
Ohhhhh (tinkle), ohhhh (tinkle), ohhhhhhhhhh (I gotta go!)

The more that I drink, the more that I go
These cocktails I sip turn to waterfalls
I can’t seem to enjoy a cup of joe
Without Ol’ Nature having to call
Bum on the toilet--tinkle!
Gotta do a Number One--tinkle!
I’m peeing more than my neighbor’s dog
So much so my neighbors are concerned--tinkle!

Stretch my bladder up and down
Making myself look like a clown
I’d sure like to get a round
But I’d be feeling like a clown
Stretch my bladder up and down
Making myself look like a clown
I’d sure like to get a round
But I’d be feeling like a clown

My bladder’s full, I gotta tinkle
You better run, you better sprint
I don’t want my panties to sprinkle
Scoot from the door and let me in

My bladder’s full (my bladder’s full), I gotta tinkle
You better run (you better run), you better sprint (you better sprint)
I don’t want my panties to sprinkle
Scoot from the door and let me in (in the bathroom)

Ohhhhh (tinkle), ohhhh (tinkle), ohhhhhhhhhh (my bladder’s full)
Ohhhhh (tinkle), ohhhh (tinkle), ohhhhhhhhhh (I gotta go!)

[BARTENDER]
Hurry up please, Dub, there’s a line for the loo!
One’s been waiting five minutes to poo
And then behind her chunks blew
The manager could make a stew!
I’ll be closing up this place in five
Maybe sooner to clean up this dive


[PATRON]
Closing already?

[BARTENDER]
Yup

[PATRON]
I’ll just hit the dive downtown

[REBEKAH DUB]
Stretch my bladder up and down
Making myself feel like a clown
I’d sure like to get a round
But I’d be feeling like a clown
Stretch my bladder up and down
Making myself feel like a clown
I’d sure like to get a round
But I’d be feeling like a clown

My bladder’s full, I gotta tinkle
You better run, you better sprint
I don’t want my panties to sprinkle
Scoot from the door and let me in

My bladder’s full (my bladder’s full), I gotta tinkle
You better run (you better run), you better sprint (you better sprint)
I don’t want my (I don’t want my) panties to sprinkle
Scoot from the door (scoot from the door) and let me in (in the bathroom)

Ohhhhh, ohhhh (drip), ohhhhhhhhhh (my bladder’s full)
Ohhhhh (tinkle), ohhhh (I gotta go!), ohhhhhhhhhh (tinkle)