-> "Jerry Springer Girls"
Original Song Title:
"California Gurls"
Parody Song Title:
"Jerry Springer Girls"
The Lyrics
Greetings everyone!
We've got a show today!
I know a show
Where the guests are really out there
Weird, fat and loud
There must be something in the water
Moonshine and drug use
They've got cankles and missing teeth
They will break your neck
If you take their man when they sleep
(Cletus!?)
You could watch other shows
But nothing comes close
to folks trading blows
And its always a plus
Cousins falling in love
Oooooh Oh Noooo
Jerry Springer girls
They're unforgettable
Daisy Dukes are worn to their prom
Pale white skin
So fat, stretchmarks and hairy moles
Oooooh Oh Noooo
Jerry Springer girls
Are quite a spectacle
NASCAR shirts
And torn jeans in stock
Rednecks represent
Now put your dukes up
Oooooh Oh Noooo
Just hear them speak
Some sort of southern twang libretto
You should see them eat
Spam sandwiches, off brand Oreos
You could watch other shows
But nothing comes close
to see torn off clothes
Nothing nearly as gross
See them falling in love
Oooooh Oh Noooo
Jerry Springer girls
They're all so memorable
Fighting over guys that they've lost
Some so dumb
They can't even spell popsicle
Oooooh Oh Noooo
Jerry Springer girls
They're all so unstable
They're so fierce
But don't call the cops
Put them on this show
And put your dukes up
Oooooh Oh Noooo
Punch! Slam!
Big and flabby
When they fight, they get oh so grabby
Trailer parks know
They have the girls that make the show
I mean they're dumb
But the crowd's having fun
Jerry!
Jerry!
Still not done
These girls are freaks
Cause they will sleep
Reletives in reach
Fight all day
Without delay
They go again
Get those chairs out the way
Flying teeth
and dudes weep
This show has most everything
Girls and boys
Duke it out
Kicking ass
With a crowd
Got trannies, named Danny and Abby
And some dude
Whose named Gabby
Guys dressed like ladies (yeah)
Father of my baby? (nuh-huh)
I won't get with you
Cause I just saw you on Jerry Springer
(Oh no!)
Jerry Springer girls
They never went to school
Makes me puke, when I see what they got
Fat white skin
So bad, get them a bicycle
Oooooh Oh Noooo
Jerry Springer girls
Give bad hair weaves a pull
Not just one
They come in a flock
Stong guys break it up
(Jerry! Jerry!)
Nothing makes them stop
Oooooh Oh Noooo
(Jerry Springer, Jerry Springer)
Jerry Springer girls man
The best thing on TV
Jerry Springer girls
(Jerry Springer)
I really wish
You all could see
Jerry Springer girls
(Jerry Springer girls, yeah)
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