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Song Parodies -> "TCNJ (Roar)!"

Original Song Title:

"Roar"

Original Performer:

Katy Perry

Parody Song Title:

"TCNJ (Roar)!"

Parody Written by:

SwimPuff165

The Lyrics

Here’s a powerful parody all about The College of New Jersey (TCNJ) and why I chose to commit going there this fall since I heard lots of great things about it and know a few friends there off the men’s swimming & diving team.
I used to sit alone and look and see
Scared to pay tuition and student debt fees
So I thought quietly, pondered delightfully
I guess I forgot I had the voice
I let it push me towards a college choice
I trust my parents, so I looked at many schools

They gave me tips, but I told them (hey)
Already FaceTiming my friend
Central NJ, you hear the sound
Like thunder, gonna shake the ground
They gave me tips, but I told them (hey)
Get ready ‘cause I’ve found my school
I found it all, I know it now

I got the heart of a lion, named Roscoe
Ewing’s where I go
‘Cause I’m TCNJ, and you’re gonna hear me roar
Louder, louder than lightning
‘Cause I’m TCNJ, and you’re gonna hear me roar

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
You’re gonna hear me roar

Now I’m Zoomin’ with a Music Dean
Talkin’ ‘bout degrees, I applied here
I went from diploma, to on my own-a

They gave me tips, but I told them (hey)
Already FaceTiming my friend
Central NJ, you hear the sound
Like thunder, gonna shake the ground
They gave me tips, but I told them (hey)
Get ready ‘cause I’ve found my school
I found it all, I know it now

I got the heart of a lion, named Roscoe
Ewing’s where I go
‘Cause I’m TCNJ, and you’re gonna hear me roar
Louder, louder than lightning
‘Cause I’m TCNJ, and you’re gonna hear me roar

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
You’re gonna hear me roar

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (you’ll here me roar)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
You’re gonna hear me roar

Roar, Jersey, roar, roar, Jersey, roar

I got the heart of a lion, named Roscoe
Ewing’s where I go
‘Cause I’m TCNJ, and you’re gonna hear me roar
Louder, louder than lightning
‘Cause I’m TCNJ, and you’re gonna hear me roar

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (yeah)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
You’re gonna hear me roar

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (you’ll hear me roar)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
You’re gonna hear me roar

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Michael Pacholek - February 07, 2022 - Report this comment
Ah yes, good old Trenton State College, as it was known when I was at East Brunswick High School. The last time I was on the campus, EBHS played a football State Championship game in a blizzard. That aluminum stadium was VERY slippery. But we won. It's a good small school. Good luck.
SwimPuff165 - February 08, 2022 - Report this comment
Thanks much appreciated.

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