Song Parodies -> "Daft Flighty Knight"

Original Song Title:

"Last Friday Night"

Original Performer:

"Daft Flighty Knight"

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The Lyrics

He’ll chop off this monster’s head
To the princess he’ll be wed
He’ll be king once he’s her groom
And this kingdom he shall rule
Squared off with a Minotaur
With his fists he’s gonna spar
All to court his bride who’s cute
But my friends, Here’s the bad news

He is not too bright
And stinks like a swine
It’s true, Oh well…
He’ll be hitched to her
Once he slashed these curs and ghouls
Right?

Daft flighty knight
Yeah, He was told by her pops
Once these creatures are fought
He can kiss this chick that’s hot

Daft flighty knight
Yeah, Doesn’t know he will be charred
And they’ll stitch up all his scars
Kick that dragon in the nards

Daft flighty knight
Scary fangs are razor sharp
All his bard has is a harp
They will end up in some jaws
Daft flighty knight
Yeah, He can’t fight against claws
Even though that axe can chop
No, oh, oh

Daft flighty knight
He is mighty dim
Daft flighty knight
His brainwaves are slim

Trying to collect some loot
While they battle nasty brutes
There’s a wizard shooting stars
Magic missile makes them sore
Might become a bloody mess
Till they tricked him to play chess
Winner gets the Holy Grail
Better than swinging a flail

Razor teeth will bite
Chomped on their backsides
That hurts… Like hell
All to score with her
And be draped in fur they’ll dual
Lance!

Daft flighty knight
Yeah, They’ll practice judo chops
And those killer bees are swat
So this goof can tie the knot

Daft flighty knight
They once worked as dungeon guards
Now they’re dodging throwing stars
Line of work is really hard

Daft flighty knight
Run through caves that are quite dark
On this quest they have embarked
Though they have some major flaws

Daft flighty knight
By a troll they will be gnawed
So much slobber, Need a mop
No, oh, oh

Thick feisty knight
Orcs pull on his limbs
(Orcs pull on his limbs)
Thick feisty knight
His outlook is grim
(His outlook is grim)
Thick feisty knight

Beat beasts like heck
Beat beasts like heck
Beat beasts like heck
Beat beasts like heck
Beat beasts like heck
Beat beasts like heck

Daft flighty knight
Until every demon drops
On horseback they’re gonna trot
Battled blobs made out of snot

Daft flighty knight
He’ll trim every pound of lard
So someday he can be czar
Suit of armor is in shards
Daft flighty knight
They’ll put out that dragon’s spark
Try to shout clever remarks
“Time to cool down that maw”

Daft flighty knight
Wants to get under her bra
Then he knows he’ll be on top
Whoa, oh, oh
Thick feisty knight
Princess, He will win

I kinda like the way this story laid itself out... A simple tale about how a king tricks a dumb dungeon guard into being a knight and setting out to destroy every monster in the kingdom with the promise of once he does he can become king and marry his daughter, the princess and he's accompanied by his pal, the comic relief of the story, a goofy bard. I might have to actually turn this into a story or a comic book of sorts...

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Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - May 31, 2015 - Report this comment

My fives are late to the party here but I gotta wonder if the knight scene(s) in the official video kinda spawned this idea? Anyway, this is a great OS to work with - long originals can be kinda boring but this one you just gotta love all the way through, to bad that it for some reason didn't become the super hit it deserved to be. :-)

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