You’re such a fake
You’re such a fake

You’re such a fake
You smile all the time
Everything you say
It is all a lie
You’re such a fake
My Barbie dolls are all jealous

You’re such a fake
Backhanded compliments
Are your primary form
Of entertainment
You’re such a fake
Yeah, my Barbie dolls are jealous

I wish I knew then
What I know now
Pull off your mask
While you howl
Yeah, the truth hurts
But please suck it up
‘Cause the world’s ready
For your close-up

Sitting on cloud nine
Exposing your hide
I’m getting the last laugh
While sitting on cloud nine

You’re such a fake
Making me feel like crap
Wondering who the hell
Had thrown up in your frappe
You’re such a fake
Regina George is so jealous

You’re such a fake
Talking behind my back
Bitch, do you really think
I did not just hear that
You’re such a fake
Damn, Regina George is jealous

I wish I knew then
What I know now
Pull off your mask
While you howl
Yeah, the truth hurts
But please suck it up
‘Cause the world’s ready
For your close-up

Sitting on cloud nine (karma is sure a bitch)
Exposing your hide
I’m getting the last laugh (I’m laughing ‘til I cry)
While sitting on cloud nine

(You’re such a fake)
People gossiping
Everyone’s talking
(You’re such a fake)
Your supply’s overdrawn
(You’re such a fake)
Your friends are seeking
Much greener pastures
(You’re such a fake)
They’re no longer your pawns

You’re such a fake
You’re such a fake

Sitting on cloud nine (karma is sure a bitch)
Exposing your hide
I’m getting the last laugh (I’m laughing ‘til I cry)
While sitting on cloud nine

You’re such a fake
You’re such a fake
You’re such a fake
You’re such a fake
You’re such a fake