“Pour”

I used to like a bowl of Shredded Wheat.
Life and Cheerios could not be beat.
They said it’s good for me; so I ate healthy.

I guess I felt that what was in my bowl
Had to be the blandest cereal.
Don’t want it anymore, so I went to the store.

I looked around, and I saw Trix (HEY!)
But I was told they’re just for kids.
And Lucky Charms are always gone.
All stolen by a leprechaun.

I looked around, and I saw Kix (HEY!)
They never satisfied my fix
I found it now. I found the box…

[Chorus]
I am a Tony the Tiger subscriber, frosted double-sider.
And I love these corn flakes, so you’re gonna see me pour.
Sugar, sugar is abundant.
Got milk for these corn flakes, now you’re gonna see me pour.

Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
You’re gonna see me pour.


Now I’m eating morning, day and night
Frosted Flakes have taken o’er my life.
Each flake is very sweet. Just got a cavity.

I looked around, saw Cap’n Crunch (HEY!)
Not ready yet to take the plunge.
And Toucan Sam, the colored bird,
His fruity food was too absurd.

And Cookie Crisp and Cocoa Puffs (HEY!)
Fake Chocolate, man, I’ve had enough.
I made my choice, I made it clear…

[Chorus]
I am a Tony the Tiger subscriber, sadly low in fiber.
But I love these corn flakes, so you’re gonna see me pour.
Sugar, Sugar Crisp has nothing
On these yummy corn flakes, so you’re gonna see me pour.

Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
You’re gonna see me pour.
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
You’ll see me pour.
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
You’re gonna see me pour.

Po-our, po-our, po-our, po-our, po-our

[Chorus]
I am a Tony the Tiger subscriber, frosted double-sider.
But I love these corn flakes, so you’re gonna see me pour.
Sugar, sugar is abundant.
Got milk for these corn flakes, now you’re gonna see me pour.
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
You’re gonna see me pour.
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
You’ll see me pour
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
You’re gonna see me pour.