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Song Parodies -> "Fuuto Rider Men"
Original Song Title:
"California Gurls"
Original Performer:
Katy Perry
Parody Song Title:
"Fuuto Rider Men"
Parody Written by:
Beatriz Barreto
The Lyrics
A parody of Katy Perry's "California Gurls" inspired by the 11th Heisei era Kamen Rider series, Kamen Rider Double. If you don't know what Kamen Rider Double is, watch it. It'll be worth your time, especially if you like hardboiled detective stories.
CYCLONE! JOKER!
I know a place
With little joy and great sorrow
Dangerous and wild
There must be something blowing in the breeze
Though you don't have to worry
Because this city is safe and sound
As long as we're sure
There are Kamen Riders around
You can travel the world
But nothing comes close to the windy city
Once you count up your crimes
You'll be begging to stay
Hey, hey, hey
Fuuto Rider Men
They are invincible
Sexy armor, fedoras on top
It's so hardboiled, they'll blow you away
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Fuuto Rider Men
It's fascinating
Strong and fierce, they've got it on lock
Memories in hand
Ready to Henshin
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Fights on the streets
You should get used to these quickly
So hop onto the HardBoiler
We'll rush into action together
You can travel the world
But nothing comes close to the windy city
Once you count up your crimes
You'll be begging to stay
Hey, hey, hey
Fuuto Rider Men
They are invincible
Sexy armor, fedoras on top
It's so hardboiled, they'll blow you away
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Fuuto Rider Men
It's fascinating
Strong and fierce, they've got it on lock
Memories in hand
Ready to Henshin
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Wow!
All you Dopants stop your noise
'Cause the Kamen Riders have arrived
Despair awaits you at the finishing line
So watch out for the Maximum Drive
Nobody told me about these men
About how they are just so fine
My city needs some men like that
Bringing justice, one kick at a time
It's not just a dream, but an Xtreme Dream
Carried by the wind beneath my wings
Like Fang, they drive me crazy
But Joker's here to tame me
A to Z, Earth's memories
Knowledge sealed in flash drives
Nobody's Perfect, so said the Boss
Hardboiled skullhead that he is
The Cyclone Effect's got me
Two in one, body and soul
Sho and Phil, I'm all up on ya
'Cause you're representing Fuuto
Fuuto Rider Men
They are invincible
Sexy armor, fedoras on top
It's so hardboiled, they'll blow you away
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Fuuto Rider Men
It's fascinating
Strong and fierce, they've got it on lock
Memories in hand
Ready to Henshin
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Kamen Riders, Kamen Rider men
Kamen Riders, Kamen Rider men
I know a place
With little joy and great sorrow
Dangerous and wild
There must be something blowing in the breeze
Though you don't have to worry
Because this city is safe and sound
As long as we're sure
There are Kamen Riders around
You can travel the world
But nothing comes close to the windy city
Once you count up your crimes
You'll be begging to stay
Hey, hey, hey
Fuuto Rider Men
They are invincible
Sexy armor, fedoras on top
It's so hardboiled, they'll blow you away
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Fuuto Rider Men
It's fascinating
Strong and fierce, they've got it on lock
Memories in hand
Ready to Henshin
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Fights on the streets
You should get used to these quickly
So hop onto the HardBoiler
We'll rush into action together
You can travel the world
But nothing comes close to the windy city
Once you count up your crimes
You'll be begging to stay
Hey, hey, hey
Fuuto Rider Men
They are invincible
Sexy armor, fedoras on top
It's so hardboiled, they'll blow you away
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Fuuto Rider Men
It's fascinating
Strong and fierce, they've got it on lock
Memories in hand
Ready to Henshin
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Wow!
All you Dopants stop your noise
'Cause the Kamen Riders have arrived
Despair awaits you at the finishing line
So watch out for the Maximum Drive
Nobody told me about these men
About how they are just so fine
My city needs some men like that
Bringing justice, one kick at a time
It's not just a dream, but an Xtreme Dream
Carried by the wind beneath my wings
Like Fang, they drive me crazy
But Joker's here to tame me
A to Z, Earth's memories
Knowledge sealed in flash drives
Nobody's Perfect, so said the Boss
Hardboiled skullhead that he is
The Cyclone Effect's got me
Two in one, body and soul
Sho and Phil, I'm all up on ya
'Cause you're representing Fuuto
Fuuto Rider Men
They are invincible
Sexy armor, fedoras on top
It's so hardboiled, they'll blow you away
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Fuuto Rider Men
It's fascinating
Strong and fierce, they've got it on lock
Memories in hand
Ready to Henshin
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Kamen Riders, Kamen Rider men
Kamen Riders, Kamen Rider men
Kamen Rider Double © Shotaro Ishinomori (RIP) and Toei Company; "California Gurls" © Katy Perry and whoever wrote it; rewrite © me
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