'Texas Miracle', isn't all it seems
Social Security, he calls a 'Ponzi scheme'
GOP debates, put him on the shelf
Even FOX News said, he threw up on himself

His poll numbers are nosediving really steep
As he rambles on, no one understands a word
There's a smaller and smaller chance for him
To be the president

Of a country from which he threatened to secede
This poster boy for Big Oil and its greed

CHORUS:
Perry is a piece of work
His agenda has no worth
Ego so tall, tall, tall
His accomplishments are small, small, small
Perry is a piece of work
Pandering to birther jerks
Mediocre student, he
Obama's grades he still demands to see

As the governor, it was his decree
Texas girls must get a shot for HPV
Made a ton of cash for some business friends
Merck Pharmaceutical really raked it in

His family had a lodge with a racial slur
Painted upon a rock, his memory on that's a blur
Does he really think, America
Will for this yahoo vote
The same country from which he threatened to secede
That poster boy for Big Oil and its greed

CHORUS: REPEAT

Big buffoon
You're more daffy than a loon, loon, loon
No deep insights inside of you, you, you
America can see that too

'Cause Perry, you're a piece of work
Your agenda has no worth
Ego so tall, tall, tall
Your accomplishments are small, small, small
Perry, you're a piece of work
Pandering to birther jerks
Mediocre student, how
Dare you demand Obama's grades to see

Big buffoon
You're more daffy than a loon, loon loon
Big buffoon
You're more daffy than a loon, loon, loon