Song Parodies -> "A Different Kind of Dream"

Original Song Title:

"Teenage Dream"

Original Performer:

"A Different Kind of Dream"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

It's a normal part of growing up (for boys and girls, even though I wrote it from the male point of view) and I think it's OK for reading. Original Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98WtmW-lfeE

I think she’s pretty
Her posters up on my wall
I think she’s lovely
With her, there is nothing wrong
I dream about her
When I go lay my head down, no doubt!

When I get sleepy
Usually have some dreams
They’re kinda boring
Just walks along the beach
I woke up in the morning
Something happened last night, it’s not right

Something happened just last night
Made a mess, from what?
Change my pants, they’ll have to dry
Have to hide, hide this from my mother

OMG
I think I just had a
Teen wet dream
It must have turned me on
When I sleep
Slept some weird way and
I must change real fast,
Must change my pants stat!

My heart dropped
Have to change my sheets
It’s too much
What will my parents think?
This is real
Can’t take a chance so
I must change my pants,
I must change my pants

I saw my family
At breakfast, took my seat
And then my mom said
She said she found my sheets
“We must talk to you
About the birds and bees”
I'm freaking!

Not sure what happened last night
No big deal, just once
Won’t happen again tonight
I will try, I was wrong however…

Don’t blame me
Just cause I’m having those
Teen wet dreams
Don’t know what turns me on
When I sleep
Must stay awake cause
I’m afraid to nap
Too nervous to nap

My heart drops
When I wear khakis
Feel so dumb
When there is a strong breeze
This ordeal
Has made me mad cause
I must change my pants
When I’m done with naps

Something gets my heart racing
Makes me have those dreams
They happen most every night
Tried to think of other things
To not have those dreams
But it happens every night

Noooooo!
When I sleep
I just keep having those
Teen wet dream
Don’t know what brings them on
Rarely sleep
But when I do the
Friction comes right back
I must change my pants
(Noooooo!)

Make it stop!
No longer fun for me
It’s too much
They’re causing bad chafing
This ordeal
Has made me mad cause
I must change my pants
When I’m done with naps

Something gets my heart racing
Makes me have those dreams
They happen most every night
Tried to think of other things
To not have those dreams
But it happens every night

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Mark Scotti - May 06, 2011 - Report this comment

555 pairs of dry pants for you...LOL!

NoHomers - May 14, 2011 - Report this comment

Sucked

Blaydeman - May 31, 2011 - Report this comment

I found some pacing issues, but it's still really funny. Like it!

Max Power - June 11, 2011 - Report this comment

Good.

Mark Scotti - June 13, 2011 - Report this comment

(ABC) Got "pants" again...and it was hilarious!

Chris Bodily TM - June 17, 2011 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Pants on the ground, pants on the ground! Lookin' like a foo' with yo pants on the ground! I love the suggestion of the title, I love how you keep (ahem) beating around the (ahem) bush. This is too clever for words. I love it! 555 pants to you, amigo!

Matthias - June 18, 2011 - Report this comment

Don't worry I get teen wet dreams whenever I think about Katy Perry... The girl is sooooooo hot!

Abbott Skelding - June 18, 2011 - Report this comment

Matthias, in a round about way...this song IS about Katy Perry haha

Wild Child JIN - June 19, 2011 - Report this comment

SOTM: Imagine sleeping on a waterbed, and it bursts open during the night, that would be a real "wet dream" not worth waking up to! ;-D Great Job! 5's! :-)

bobpiecheese - June 27, 2011 - Report this comment

(SOTM) First, eww. Second, awesome parody here, very amusing to hear such a poppy tune turned into a teen experiencing his first wet dream. Much amusement was had. Third, 555. Fourth...still eww.

Flash Flood - December 04, 2011 - Report this comment

I too had written this into a song about a teen wet dream...albeit a different kind! This one was very good.

Glen S - February 15, 2012 - Report this comment

Yikes, good luck with that Abbott. TMI, but funny take on the song. Was 'felt a strong breeze' a reference to 'jizzed in my pants'?

Abbott Skelding - February 15, 2012 - Report this comment

Yes it was good sir...glad finally someone caught it haha

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