Song Parodies -> "Good Ship Lollipop"

Original Song Title:

"California Gurls"

Original Performer:

"Good Ship Lollipop"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

I thought of making a parody of Katy's hit song with Snoop Dogg a few months ago, but it wasn't until now that I decided it to be a double parody, as I first thought of writing another Lemony Snicket tribute set to this tune. The parts with Snoop rapping was a bit of a challenge to me, but I guess I managed to pull it off anyway.

I guess this is what happens if Shirley Temple spent her childhood days in the 21st century, and decided to go along the lines of today's trash.

[James Dunn:]
You know that song, don't ya?
Well, let's sing it

[Shirley:]
I've thrown my toys
Cuz' playin' them is really boring
I'd like some noise
Because I wanna' fly an airplane
Someday, when I'm old
I'll be up there as a pilot
M'dear, may I ask?
Would you kindly be my flight crew?*
(at us)

We can travel the world
But nothing comes close
To a choco burst
Once you're dreaming away
You'll be hopping in bed
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

Good Ship Lollipop
It's so adorable
Bon-bons play
On Peppermint Bay
It is such a sweet trip
To the candy shop
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

Good Ship Lollipop
It's irresistable
Lemonade stands
Litter the place
It is such a sweet trip
To the candy shop
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

Cakes, they're so sweet
And Tootsie Rolls and lots of Skittles
We eat
Peppermints
But not too much of them Snickers

We can travel the world
But nothing comes close
To a choco burst
Hope the cake ain't a lie**
You'll be hopping in bed
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

Good Ship Lollipop
It's so adorable
Bon-bons play
On Peppermint Bay
It is such a sweet trip
To the candy shop
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

Good Ship Lollipop
It's irresistable
Lemonade stands
Litter the place
It is such a sweet trip
To the candy shop
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

[James Dunn:]
Like your song, Miss Shirley
Way too much would be diabetes
Hersheys, Starburst
These are the stuff I love the most
For little ones
Adults and teenage ones
Eat 'em
Lick 'em
Munch 'em all

We like to taste
A bunch of Dweebs
And a lotta' mints
I'm okay
Just at bay
I love to stay
Just like I love LA
Crackerjacks
And fruit cakes
Licorice is everything

Children
Hangin' out
All that stuff
Eaten up
Strawberries, Ghirardelli
Cry Babies, yes, sweetie
Oh, don't forget Sugar Daddies
Shirley my baby (yeah)
Lookie here missy (uh huh)
I'm all up on ya
Have a happy day, said Willy Wonka (ohhh yeahh)

[Shirley:]
Good Ship Lollipop
It's so adorable
Bon-bons play
On Peppermint Bay
It is such a sweet trip
To the candy shop
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

Good Ship Lollipop
It's irresistable
Lemonade stands
Litter the place
It is such a sweet trip
To the candy shop
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

[James Dunn:]
(Good Ship Looooollipop, Good Ship Looooollipop)
Good Ship Lollipop, yeah
I really wish you'll dream away too
A good ship lollipop
(Good Ship Looooollipop)

* - The "would you kindly" line's a reference to the trigger phrase used by Frank Fontaine in Bioshock.
** - in reference to the cake meme from Portal

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