Song Parodies -> "Leah"

Original Song Title:

"Baby"

Original Performer:

"Leah"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

My disgust over a certain cheap white-trash inked model that treated me badly in a recent e-mail. Don't know why I liked her so much when she is nothing but a self-centered snob who treats the permanently disabled with disrespect. Although she aspires to sing, her debut song is terrible.

Oh No!!!
Oh No!!!
Oh No!!

I wished you liked me, I wished you even cared
Needed you more than ever, my soul I did bare
You didn’t want my love, tore apart my heart
And now I’ll never, ever, respect who (or what) you are

You are a demon, that’s what I’m saying
Poured out my heart to you, but you are uncaring
The mirror of your soul is in your lying eyes
Like loving a fallen angel, I was deceived- surprise!
And then I realized...

Leah, Leah, Leah, go, go!
Bye Leah, Leah, Leah, go, go!
Bye Leah, Leah, Leah, go, go!
Contacting you was a waste of time (my time)

Leah, Leah, Leah, go, go!
Bye Leah, Leah, Leah, go, go!
Bye Leah, Leah, Leah, go, go!
Contacting you was a waste of time (my time)

For you I would have done anything
But you’re a cheap model and you really can’t sing
You wanted to play it cruel, but Bitch I'm over you
You are nothing, and you cannot even sing
And you‘re disgusting, with your Inked body
You’re about as fantastic as a very bad dream
You’re going down, down, down, down
And I have peace knowing that you won’t be around

You I do despise
Leah, Leah, Leah, go, go!
Bye Leah, Leah, Leah, go, go!
Bye Leah, Leah, Leah, go, go!
Contacting you was a waste of time (my time)

Leah, Leah, Leah, go, go!
Bye Leah, Leah, Leah, go, go!
Bye Leah, Leah, Leah, go, go!
Contacting you was a waste of time (my time)

[Confess]
Leah! When I saw you on the cover of Inked,
I thought you were beautiful, but I failed to think
that you could be so rude or come off like a snob
You had me going crazy, oh, I was love-struck,
your e-mail finally woke me up, now I just don‘t give a f--k.
You made my heart pound, it was beating when I saw you in that magazine
But your song “Afraid” sucks because you lack the talent to truly sing.
Your allure is now slowly fading ‘cause you are far from amazing
and now my heart is healing, so I will just keep on saying...

Leah, Leah, Leah, go, go!
Bye Leah, Leah, Leah, go, go!
Bye Leah, Leah, Leah, go, go!
Contacting you was a waste of time (my time)

Leah, Leah, Leah, go, go!
Bye Leah, Leah, Leah, go, go!
Bye Leah, Leah, Leah, go, go!
Contacting you was a waste of time (my time)

You’re gone (Leah Leah Leah, Leah Leah Leah)
And I'm done (Leah Leah Leah, Leah Leah Leah)
Now I'm all done (Leah Leah Leah, Leah Leah Leah)
Now I'm all done (done, done, done...)
You’re gone

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WCJ - August 10, 2011 - Report this comment

There is nothing worse than a broken heart, believe me I know! Even though mine was broken in a totally different way. It still hurts!!! :-( Great song Rob! 555! :-) and remember, you can always write to me! ;-)

Ann O'Nym - August 10, 2011 - Report this comment

Sometimes a total loss and no big loss can be the same thing. If you managed to get a song out of the experience, it wasn't a total loss.

Ausfahrt - August 10, 2011 - Report this comment

Eh not bad, DKTOS but I'm sure this has gotta be better

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