-> "Baking Somewhere Else"
Original Song Title:
"Love Yourself"
Parody Song Title:
"Baking Somewhere Else"
The Lyrics
All those cookies and those cakes that you made
And the soufflés that have been delayed
You think you've got the best tart,
Oh girl, well it's fake.
And the jellies have not turned out that great.
And you didn't turn the oven on
Cause the technical challenge this week is a doughnut
But you just made a cronut!
And Mary Berry's coming on
And she's going to tell you something
about the jam in the doughnut
And it looks like that you've blown it.
But I really liked it
When it was on BBC 1.
And I feel so empty now that Bake Off's gone.
I've been so caught up in the show
Ever since it first came on
So please don't go -
I don't wanna find another show.
'Cause I need something to fill the gulf.
I'll put my box set and oven gloves on the shelf.
So if you think that the Apprentice will help
You'll still have to find baking somewhere else.
When you told me that this series will end
I had to be consoled by a very good friend.
Oh your brownie recipes were so strong
Where now do I get inspiration?
And now I feel so wrong
When my television's on and you're not there
Let's go,
Find another cooking show.
No more Mary Berry coming on.
Channel 4 needs to show me a new show
But I still like those programmes.
But I really liked it
When it was on BBC 1.
And I feel so empty now that Bake Off's gone.
I've been so caught up in the show
Ever since it first came on
So please don't go -
I don't wanna find another show.
'Cause I need something to fill the gulf.
I'll put my box set and oven gloves on the shelf.
So if you think that the Apprentice will help
You'll still have to find baking somewhere else.
For all the cooking ingredients that I bought
And the pots and pans made out of metal.
That Bake Off tent sure was wonderful.
You gave me so many great cooking goals.
'Cause I need something to fill the gulf.
I'll put my box set and oven gloves on the shelf.
So if you think that the Apprentice will help
You'll still have to find baking somewhere else.
'Cause I need something to fill the gulf.
I'll put my box set and oven gloves on the shelf.
So if you think that Brad and Angelina will help
You'll still have to find baking somewhere else.
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