-> "Shoddy"
Original Song Title:
"Sorry"
Parody Song Title:
"Shoddy"
The Lyrics
Why do I have a knack with all those fly-by-night companies
They're all sub-standard goods, yet I just purchase them willfully
I hope I don't run out of time, I'm demanding a warranty
Even though, these came from, a flea market
I know, I know, went too cheap and skimped on the long term, or twice
Like at one time when my graphics card crashed for the hundredth time*
My cousin complained her "Sofia The First" toy broke down one night
As they say, you just get, what you pay for
Yeah
My phone's batt'ry blew up, it's shoddy
And my, T-shirt tore up showing my belly, ow
Want a refund cause they're too shoddy
Yeah, I know these knock-offs just make us frown
Is it too late to bring this dud back now?
It's shoddy yeah
Shoddy yeah
Shoddy
Yeah, I know these fakes make us frown
Is it too late to bring this dud back now?
Counterfeit products are broken and sometimes are toxic too**
And just like with faux Shopkins items, they look worse than alien goo***
Chris Louboutin's jaded, he called a raid or two, it's the truth****
Power bricks, that I used, were too dang'rous...
Yeah
My phone's batt'ry blew up, it's shoddy
And my, T-shirt tore up showing my belly, ow
Want a refund cause they're too shoddy
Yeah, I know these knock-offs just make us frown
Is it too late to bring this dud back now?
Had a fake Rolex watch, and some Nikes (oh, no, no)
And my, T-shirt tore up showing my belly (my belly), oh
Want a refund cause they're too shoddy
Yeah, I know these knock-offs just make us frown
Is it too late to bring this dud back now?
[2x]
It's shoddy yeah
Shoddy, oh
Shoddy
Yeah, I know these knock-offs just make us frown (make us frown)
Is it too late to bring this dud back now
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