Mystery Meat
Ohhh oh ohhh
Don't think it's chicken breast
Maybe it's flamingo
This oddball meat...
Ewwww gross...
Perhaps it's a bison hoof
Or is that buffalo?
It tastes like feet...
Ohhh...
What is this meat?
Hope it's not a python spine
It's not a treat...
Ohhh ohhhh ohhh
What is this meat?
Is it chilled monkey mind?
A tad obscene...

I'm sure not delighted with what I'm eating
Trying to guess this meat, Might be boar heart
This food is so chewy, Teeth are straining
It must be a new blend
On the food chart
A vulture plucked out of it's nest mixed up with some lab mice
I can't stand it's odd taste so tough to bite
If it's pup then I'll frown and then turn green
Ohhh, I really want to know...

What is this meat?
Ohhh oh ohhh
Shook your head with each guess
Is it some sort of crow?
What did I eat?
Oh no...
When chewed I do not approve
Tell me, Is it hippo?
It's not too lean
Ohhhh
Why is it green?
Is it a beast that can climb?
A chimpanzee?
Ohhh ohhhhh ohhh
Some mashed up fleas?
Kitchen's gonna be fined
What is this meat?!

Just like a detective, I'm here searching
For some evidence but my head spins
Won't return to this joint since my gut's churning
Can't buy this at Wal-Mart, How can you vend
A food that makes me scratch my head when I'm raking my mind?
Gotta be near insane to serve this fright
Wanted lunch, What I found has shocked me!
Ohhhh, I really wanna know

What is this meat?
Ohhh oh ohhh
I can tell it's a mess
And the smell makes me choke
Mystery Meat
Oh no...
This game has ruined my mood
And I just want to go
What is this meat?

I want to know...
Ohhhhhh...
What is this meat?
Ohhhh...
Tried to desguise it with thyme
It's a shark's spleen
(That's nasty)
Ohhh ohhhhh ohhh
It's a cow's teat
Or an otter's behind
Some foregin sheep?
Ohhh oh ohhh
(Soaked it in gravy, yeah)
Can I even digest
A foodstuff I don't know?
Mystery Meat
(I swear it's oozing, buddy)
Oh no...
Hope this patty won't woof
That would be really gross
What is this meat?
(Beef that's a horror)
Oh...
Stuck in my teeth
(Did it quack, quack, quack?)
Is it human? Chopped up mime?
Like Soylent Green
(Is it bat, bat, bat?)
Ohhh oh ohhh
What is this meat?
It's a vegan design
Not really meat