We've all done terrible crimes to be here
Raced through the streets while wasted on beer
The fire is blazing, Torched the Taco Bell
That's why I'm here in this Prison Cell

My pal Ludacris said my bail he'd pay
Then I sprayed some cop with my can of mace
While I was swaying from all the coke I smelled
That's why I'm back in this Prison Cell

With Bruce... Cellmate's named Bruce
Locked room... Hate this locked room
I'm screwed... Here in this prison cell

Everyone's saying that I should retire
Twitter posting: "I'm the hottest guy"
Youtube's showing this dumb hoax, I'm killed
I'm still hanging in this Prison Cell

Shouldn't of beat up that hooker last night
My brain's frying cause on Meth I'm high
Then I stole an Ambulance and yelled
"You can't shove me in your Prison Cell!"

I'm cute... Too white and cute
Thugs hoot... Hear them all hoot
Soap's loose... Stuck in this Prison Cell

They're crude... Guys are so crude
I'll brood... Seeing me brood
Unglued... Crazed in this Prison Cell

Spent bucks...
Usher freed me from these bars
So I can be back on the charts
Now the things I do aren't illegal

Oh whoops!
Went drinking with Miley (Went drinking with Miley)
Selena I'm drunk dialing
"You b*tch suck my d*ck!"
Then I'm back here in the slammer!

We've all done such terrible crimes to be here
My tunes and beats have molested ears
I should be singing for teen Southern Belles
But I'mma be here in this Prison Cell

Even in the hoosegow I keep getting paid
Can't even flop with a ball and chain
Even Satan loves me way down in Hell
I will tour there after this Prison Cell

I'm doomed... Swear that I'm doomed
This tomb... Just like a tomb
In gloom here in my Prison Cell

Chug brew... Drink toilet brew
Said Eww... What can I do?
I'll spew here in my Prison Cell
Here in my Prison Cell

Chucked me deep within this Prison Cell
No Beliebers here, Must save myself... Oh no
Oh, oh, Noooo

Dropped the soap here in this Prison Cell
Won't bend cause I would rather smell... No, no
Oh, oh, Noooo