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Hanging with my guy friends, out to get some grub
Ladies having girls night while we go and hit the club
Then I get a text asking “Where you ‘bout to go?”
So I turn and ask my friends, “Man, she doesn’t have to know!”
“But, but, but...the truth
She’ll know if I’m lyin’, and then we’ll be all through.
Just go on without me and I’ll get back to you.”
Might sound crazy, but my baby can’t get though...
Come home to me, you do what I want
No sir, won’t listen to you
Have to ask my girlfriend, she’ll never let me go
Makes me stay at home while she stays on the phone
Technically, I am a man, but she is the boss
But thanks to my girlfriend, I never get to go, I never get to go
Could be with my buds, yeah, but I’m stuck at home
With her sisters and friends here, and their dumb book club
It's gonna be a long night yeah, man this really blows
Serve my lady all night, I just really wanna go (Grrr)
That’s when my friends text me, “you just missed it!
Get down to the bar, man, just saw Dennis Rodman!
Paid our tabs, brought some cash and some girls, man!"
"Man, that's crazy! Just one sec..." Ask my girlfriend, "...Baby...?"
"You want to leave? Sorry, but you're not
You sir, have dishes to do!"
All thanks to my girlfriend, I never get to go
Makes me hold her purse now, it's where my nads call "home"
She thinks I am her servant, anything she wants
Love to hang with my friends...instead, hang with her mom, I'm shopping with her mom
Boy, pull up your pants, get ready to leave, soon
You will meet Chris and Roy, they are gonna be your new friends
Just give them a chance, and forget 'bout Stu, Earl
And your brother, Steve (they're all dumb guys!)
No longer my girlfriend, I think it's time to go
Something's really wrong, girl, I'd rather be alone
'Cause I won't feed your stupid cat, or your yappy dog
Go get a new boyfriend, 'cause I just have to go, I really need to go
Ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha, bye girl
Ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha, got rid of my girlfriend
Ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha, hey
Ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha, no more bossy girlfriend
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