Song Parodies -> "Maybe"

Original Song Title:

"Baby"

Original Performer:

Justin Bieber

Parody Song Title:

"Maybe"

Parody Written by:

brightCAP

The Lyrics

How would YOU respond to a Facebook event invite from a "friend" that you barely know??

Oh ooh ohh ohhh oh
Oh ooh ohh ohhh oh
Oh ooh ohh ohhh hohhhhhh

I know you've met me
I don't know where.
You found my Facebook
To my despair.

I know your face
Just from afar.
We've hung out only barely
maybe at a bar?

Oh look a party
That you're throwin
We're not friends
I shan't be goin

You're an acquaintance
This is SO not right
My "new friend" sent an invite
I disliked
And I was like..

Maybe, Maybe, Maybe, Ohhh!!
Like.. Maybe, Maybe, Maybe, Ohhh!!
Like.. Maybe, Maybe, Maybe, Ohhh!!
It's passive-evasion time (-time)

Maybe, Maybe, Maybe, Ohhh!!
Like.. Maybe, Maybe, Maybe, Ohhh!!
Like.. Maybe, Maybe, Maybe, Ohhh!!
When we're apart I feel fine (-fine)

Oh I knew
We had nothing in common.
My jaw's in disbelief
Spit out my ramen.
Words with friends ain't cool
When I lose to you.
I'll tell you just one thing:
Don't give my phone a ring.

Still in disbelief
That you clicked me.
Are you JOKING with the POKING?
Stay off my feed.
I'm scrollin down down downn downnn.
I try to click away
Now you tell me "stick around"
And I'm like...

Maybe, Maybe, Maybe, Ohhh!!
Like.. Maybe, Maybe, Maybe, Ohhh!!
Like.. Maybe, Maybe, Maybe, Ohhh!!
Why can't I make up my mind (-mine)

Maybe, Maybe, Maybe, Ohhh!!
Like.. Maybe, Maybe, Maybe, Ohhh!!
Like.. Maybe, Maybe, Maybe, Ohhh!!
I need some cheese with my whine (-wine)

--Gouda!
April the 13th?
Man that's a tough date.
There's an appointment
That I dare not be missin
Plus I gotta clean my kitten
She can get irate!

I get your updates daily
I know with my luck
That if I say "No Way!"
We'll meet at Starbucks.

Won't see ya 'round town
I'll be discrete
If I spot you on the street.
I'm..online on the low downn.
Man I think you're gonna
Drive me to my wit's end.

I feel our bond is breaking.
Though time has kept you waiting
My mind I'll soon be making.
Til then I'll keep on saying...

Maybe, Maybe, Maybe, Ohhh!!
Like.. Maybe, Maybe, Maybe, Ohhh!!
Like.. Maybe, Maybe, Maybe, Ohhh!!
Let's keep our face time online (-line)

Maybe, Maybe, Maybe, Ohhh!!
Like.. Maybe, Maybe, Maybe, Ohhh!!
Like.. Maybe, Maybe, Maybe, Ohhh!!
It isn't quite a decline (-cline)

(No no no, no no no...)
From dusk til dawn...
This can't go on...

(No no no, no no no)
We're friends, *cough*cough*
But I'm logged off...

Off! Off! It's off...

My Parody Music Video (with a few different lyrics)

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Agrimorfee - May 05, 2013 - Report this comment

I was glad you stretched the parody farther than the opening concept about the Facebook acquaintance. And what a lovely segue to Luda's rap with some funny homynym punning and delectable cheese!

Max Power - May 13, 2013 - Report this comment

Am I the only one who doesn't use Facebook?

Blaydeman - May 14, 2013 - Report this comment

(ABC) HAHAHAHAHAHA! This was perfect! The concept, however simple, worked masterfully in this song. This is a gem. In my opinion, flawless. Hilariously funny, awesome pacing, funny puns and witty word play. Parody writing- BOSS LEVEL!

bobpiecheese - May 14, 2013 - Report this comment

(ABC) Holy crap, that was awesome! There's nothing I can say that Agri and Blaydeman haven't already said, they pretty much nailed it. 555!

Matthias - May 14, 2013 - Report this comment

I've been here a million times before. This one was fantastic! I want to hear this as a recording and you have to put this into the Artistry Justin Bieber round whenever that happens. This is fantastic.

Abbott Skelding - May 16, 2013 - Report this comment

Excellent job, I love Facebook themed parodies and this one is right up there with the best. I love the passive aggressive nature of it and my favorite line is "When we're apart, I feel fine" haha

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