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Song Parodies -> "Somebody to Judge"

Original Song Title:

"Somebody to Love"

Original Performer:

Justin Bieber

Parody Song Title:

"Somebody to Judge"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Rick Perry takes the lead in the GOP candidate race, catering to the Far-Right Fundamentalist Christians. So far, it's working!!!
Here’s news, top of the GOP
In a tough campaign runnin’ on fightin’ sin
Look what prayer can do!

Here’s news, I've preached over many miles
Coming to where the voters are
Aimed at Christians from the start

HIS Name is all I’ve got
But I‘ve got greater needs, other Right-wing things
Distractions to find

Want you to place your votes with me
I’ll find the scapegoats we need
Homos kissing…???

I just need somebody to judge Is,
that asking too much?
Yes, somebody to judge

Somebody to judge
I don't want nothing else, just a cause, out there
(anywhere)
I just need somebody to judge

I need somebody I,
I need somebody
I need somebody I,
I need somebody to judge

Even as the rumors spread around
Scapegoats are always found
Let’s all pray!

Texas Governor with a record, waited all this time
Thank you, the lead is mine
Aimed at Christians from the start

HIS Name is all I’ve got
But I‘ve got greater needs, other Right-wing things
Distractions to find

Want you to place your votes with me
I’ll find the scapegoats we need
Homos kissing…???

I just need somebody to judge Is,
that asking too much?
Yes, somebody to judge

Somebody to judge, I don't want nothing else,
just a cause, out there
(anywhere)
I just need somebody to judge

I need somebody I,
I need somebody
I need somebody I,
I need somebody to judge

I need somebody I,
I need somebody
I need somebody I,
I need somebody to judge

Yes, I have the clout
Just gotta watch my mouth
Winning’s everything, Election coming

Victory is all I want, will rise 'cause
I have a Democratic enemy, oh-yeah!
Obama’s that somebody to judge, gotta go!

I just need somebody to judge Is,
that asking too much?
Yes, somebody to judge

Somebody to judge, I don't want nothing else,
just a cause, out there
(anywhere)
I just need somebody to judge

I need somebody I,
I need somebody
I need somebody I,
I need somebody

I need somebody I,
I need somebody
I need somebody I,
I need somebody

I need somebody I,
I need somebody
I need somebody I,
I need somebody
I need somebody to judge

Rick Perry is here
Rick Perry is here
Rick Perry is here
Rick Perry is here
I need somebody to judge
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