I'm sitting down for dinner, let's make something clear
I want a juicy steak, slow cooked and not seared
Triple-X rare like a newly shot deer
Meat It! Temp bleed it!

The cooks at Sizzler do they best that they can
But no meat presses nor min cook time planned
That steak better bleed, dripping blood all over pans
So Meat It! Med-rare makes me mad!!!

Just Meat It, Meat It, Meat It, Meat It
Brown and Medium timed-heated
Know that I'm hungry, want my order right
Get the damn cheesetoast outta my sight
So Meat It, Meat It, Just Meat It, Meat It
Don't want another refund repeated!

Sometimes I like seafood, sometimes I like ham
But I hate Vegans and Vegetarians
The "Eden Diet" is NOT in my plans
Won't Eat that sh-t! So Meat It just like Jonathan!!!

When I cook beef I'm really prepared
Buy the think cuts with marbeling compared
Bag of Kingsford, lighter fluid, grill flared
Don't treat it. Heinz 57 is there!

Just Meat It, Meat It, Meat It, Meat It
F-ck those insane Vegans
I like a Kale salad and Chia, that's right
But not for lunch and every Goddamn night!

Just Meat It, Meat It, Meat It, Meat It
I could can even eat meat reheated
Pastas and sandwiches can be alright
But a bloody steak dripping sounds good tonight
Just Meat It, Meat It, Meat It, Meat It
Meat It, Meat It, Meat It, Meat It

Meat It, Meat It, Meat It, Meat It
If tenderized just flip and beat it
All the right cuts regardless of size
Cooked to perfection, I'm satisfied!

Just Meat It, Meat It, Meat It, Meat It
God approves of animals eaten
Slaughtered them first as sacrifice
But the "clean" ones were served up nice!

Just Meat It, Meat It, Meat It, Meat It
Grass for cows, just let them eat it
Organic meat is fine- a delight
Kobe is best but the price is out of sight!!!

Just Meat It, Meat It, Meat It, Meat It
The smell of beef cooking while heated
Don't like beef boiled, don't like beef fried
Just a bloody steak off the grill is fine
Just Meat It, Meat It, Meat It, Meat It... (fade out)