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Song Parodies -> "Bloody Miku (Based on True Story)"

Original Song Title:

"Love Me Again"

Original Performer:

John Newman

Parody Song Title:

"Bloody Miku (Based on True Story)"

Parody Written by:

FC Macbeth

The Lyrics

Lately, I remembered that time I read a comic based on a true story. If any of you know who these Vocaloids are, then you should know about Kaito (the male one) and Miku (most popular one) and how they looked like. Now, before you sing to this parody, let me remind you that the Vocaloid fandom are sometimes full of nasty people known as 'Mikutards'. These people only worship Miku as some sort of a goddess. They don't care about the other Vocaloids (i.e. Rin and Len, Luka, Meiko). Just that number one princess herself! (geddit, World is Mine reference, eh?) Well, enough with the talking, let's start this parody! Enjoy everyone! (especially Vocaloid fans like you!)
[Verse 1]
^Lord, I don't know.
How it happened, though?
Think it went something like this.^
Was at a con,
Cosplayed as Kaito.
Just minding my own business.

[Pre-Chorus]
Suddenly, I heard a shout!
It went the lines of these:
~'Kaito-sama! Daisuki-onii!'~
She hit me to the ground!

[Chorus]
I felt so awful, nauseous, as she slid on her quim*.
Felt something icky, bloody, gonna check on my hand.
I saw that my hand is full........ of her menstrual blood!
I felt so awful, nauseous. How dare did she done that?!

[Verse 2]
I had to questioned her,
~'Why the hell you did that?'~
and she replied to me.
~'It's my true OTP!
That's what I would do!'~
I felt the rage inside me!

[Pre-Chorus]
I had to find the con guards.
They need to throw her out!
That disgraceful behaviour
is unacceptable.

[Chorus]
I met the con guards, showed my hand covered in her blood.
I told the story, told them what had happened to me.
I met the con guards, showed my hand covered in her blood.
I told the story, told them what had happened to me.

-Insert Epic Instrumental Here-

[Bridge]
I felt happy that they banned her from the con,
for what she done to me.
But still, I avoided those Miku cosplays
from no-ow on, oh lord!

-Insert Another Epic Instrumental Here-

^[Chorus]^
I'd still remember, **five years after that nightmare.
Now, that you know son, horrors of dirty weeaboos.
So, to tell you my story, I wrote this parody.

^[Ending]^
I wrote this parody.
I wrote this parody.
~'............'~ = That is what it was said in the comics (might not be 100% accurate) C; *Quim is slang for 'vagina'. C; **According to deviantart, this was posted on 2012. At that time I wrote this parody C; ^This is all made up by me! C; --------Comic Link: Bloody Miku by Annoymous-------- --------Original Song: Love me Again by John Newman--------

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