-> "STORK"
Original Song Title:
"STUCK"
Parody Song Title:
"STORK"
The Lyrics
S is for short take-offs in tight fits,
T’s for tasks achieved where others quit,
O’s for observation at which it was great,
R’s for recovery, changed Il Duce’s fate,
K’s for “kite” as it hovered in lofty breezes “somehow!!!”
Hanna flew it over crowds;
In the field, Heer was wowed
Stork with slotted ailerons was new;
Stork was made of fabric and steel tube
Long-leg gear and tailskid made tough landings in rough places
Stork under fire for rescue
S is for slow speed for tactical views,
T’s for tailing enemies that moved,
O’s for operating at 35 (mph) cruise,
R’s for FM Rommel that used it in war,
K’s for King—STOL aircraft that was better than them all
Allied Lysanders and L-4s!!!
Stork in all three theaters was used;
West, East, and Med plus famous rescues
Take-off, hundred yards taken; back to land, wind, 40 (ft) made in
Stork, it rivaled helos too
Stork in Berlin passed the test—
landed in street, in rubble
Hanna’s feat caused Heer to boast
Stork needed for Fuhrer rescue
Hanna pleaded, but Hitler refused
Left the bunker, in Arado…
Fieseler could have made news,
Hitler north to rendezvous
With Blohm und Voss 222
Norway U-boat for a cruise
The South American route…
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