-> "KRUPP"
Original Song Title:
"T CUP"
Parody Song Title:
"KRUPP"
The Lyrics
K’s for Kampf, two German tyrant fits,
R’s for railway guns for long-range hits,
U’s for überwaffen with incredible weight,
P’s for panzers, mostly the Mk.IVs and Flak mates,
P’s for huge projectiles weighing tons that crash through tough forts:
33 tons concrete reinforced,
then 98 feet more through floor!!!
Krupp made arms in WW1 and 2,
Krupp built giant guns with heavy crews,
Krupp in calibers up to 800 millimeters
and firing cross-Channel too!!!
K’s for kanone, “Paris Gun” made news,
R’s for roar, the “Big Bertha” 42 (cm),
U’s for urgent need, smash forts before field battles,
P’s for penetration, impacts tough to handle
P’s for powerful; bombardment of Sevastopol. . .
it took a mere 9 hits to score!!!
Krupp’s big gun, K12, made the news
cross-channel range 72 (miles)
Like the “Paris Gun”, but in WW2
Old one, 94’ barrel…
Krupp “superguns” were the best;
With several famous models
In “Schwere” form weighed the most
Krupp “Gustav” took up room
5 ton shell* load race, then BOOM!!!
Took 1720 crew!!!
Over 8000 panzers too
Mk.IVs, Flak-types, and Kugel**
Krupp Second and Third Reich booms
Ultimately the Reichs were doomed
Krupp’s fortune over too soon…
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