B’s for behind, what’s washed underneath,
I’s for into crack, under the seat,
D’s for dirty, when the poop juice does seep
E’s for entertaining, when sprayed into p*ssy,
T’s for trendy and even tempting; does the chore

It cleans the anus, and so much more!

Bidet really cleans out left-over poop,
Bidet water pumped; and up it shoots
Heated water can even give your sphincter a sauna
Girls like to put it to different use!

B is for the bottoms thus cleaned this way,
I’s for invented-18th century,
D’s for dangling, when balls need washing- too sweaty,
E is for European—that’s always been their way,
T’s for tender as the fresh spray caresses rough paper sores

No help with STDs from whores

[Nor STDs in Gay backdoors]

Bidet electric types are somewhat new,
Bidets in olden times used to be crude,
Still, we‘ll take the action; ‘cause it gives us satisfaction
Bidet is a useful tool

Bidet no regrets; is often used,
Bidet gives us hygiene gratitude
Whenever it‘s in use, pure liquid relief it does shoot
Bidet stops TP abuse

Bidet cool waters do soothe

Bidet washin’ time—can’t lose…

[Everyone loves bathroom fixture 2]