-> "BISON"
Original Song Title:
"F-BOMB"
Parody Song Title:
"BISON"
The Lyrics
B is for big as it could be,
I’s for intercontinental need,
S’s for sub-sonic speed,
O’s for offense- ten 23s,
N’s for Northern shores, over North Pole and then it scores
Would have been picked-up by SAC’s boards
Bison for vast destruction, with nukes,
Bison on four Mikulins did cruise
Red strategic bomber; lacked long range, could not go farther
Myasishchev (M-4) still bad news
B is for bomb bay, 10 tons, one way
I’s for “interceptor” prey
S’s for strike, at high altitude, from 55k,
O’s for over US mainland targets, in Cold War play,
N’s for nuclear hazards when done; a new World War
The threat- it could not be ignored
Bison was reviewed and seen as shrewd,
Bison’s range estimate was abused
An exaggeration; 2k short to strike the nation
Bison, needed a refuel!
Bison was a threat and yet was crude,
Bison US bombing- couldn’t do
Fear factor still made news, folks upset, gave them the blues
Bison ugly rumors grew
Bison for Tac use—excused…
[Bison with 8 engines, screwed]
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