-> "S-BOMB"
Original Song Title:
"SLUMP"
Parody Song Title:
"S-BOMB"
The Lyrics
S is for sterile, futility,
B’s for barren- cannot make seed,
O’s for ovulation, the women do grieve,
M is for Mankind, the world population will cease,
B’s for biophthora; end of life forever more
Female suicide rates do soar
S-Bomb kills reproduction for good,
S-Bomb radiation kills the mood
Struck, by the “sack bomber“… children, can no longer father:
struck means men aren’t virile, it’s true
S is for sex and strong male lusting,
B’s for “blanks“, they are all shooting,
O’s for outcry, women think it‘s disgusting,
M’s for miserable: lost motherhood keeps ‘em gushing,
B’s for bankrupt, morally, with marriage now abhorred
“No procreation!” the Gays roar
S-Bomb— re-fertilization is crude
S-Bomb damage: Testosterone-proof
A shot: failed injection! Just a “woody“… an erection
S-Bomb--- new semen doesn’t spew!
S-Bomb is now just a dry hump with Sue,
S-Bomb men… no “love-making”, just a screw
Female hearts a-breakin’; no future babies a-makin’
S-Bomb: run for the Sperm Bank goo!
S-Bomb wiped that all out too!!!
[No lead vaults to shield the tubes]
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