-> "Sealous Scouts were Rough"
Original Song Title:
"Draggin’ or Snuff?"
Parody Song Title:
"Sealous Scouts were Rough"
The Lyrics
Sealous Scouts, we know, were best, Rhodesian, searchin’,
killed more terrorists than all others combined*
Fighting, best-known for stealth and deep recce tracking,
ZANLA and ZIPRA forces killed every time
(Best in the bush- work was clandestine)
Unorthodox style and issued with a Brit-FAL,
posed as Red or East German advisors- was smart
Infiltrate in disguise, fighting terror:
border nation camps were destroyed
Kill villains and Intel were other tasks
fought numerous guerillas and tore them apart
Red weapons in crates marked; Scouts took them- stocked up
Sealous Scouts were rough—which lead only to their fame
In fierce counter-terror battles they took part
Better than SAS, fought with honor,
1500 strong, losses rare
Few, the Scouts that died fighting terror
Experts in survival; Anti-Insurgent art
They operated in daylight or in the dark
When they would show, the guerillas would soon depart
and the Scouts would blow ammo dumps, hit armor parked;
scale of destruction was sign Scouts had left their mark
Attacking terrorists with a knife through the heart
Mozambique, Zambia, and Botswana- took part
70% insurgents killed set them apart…
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