-> "Foster & Co. TOG"
Original Song Title:
"Macadam Dog"
Parody Song Title:
"Foster & Co. TOG"
The Lyrics
It howled, then the huge tracks screeched and it was drivin’—
Paxman diesel drove generators inside
Twin electric motors for 80 tons and short range;
17 Pdr, armor 3 inches wide
(Yet The Old Gang was satisfied)
The Brits designed a gas hog; beast of heavy metal;
9 mph- Great War thinking not too smart
“Might” be able fight a King Tiger
but it wouldn’t be that easy
Through mud it would slog—the crew in distress
Facing the 88, “might” just get torn apart!
It was cumbersome and unwieldy from the start
Foster & Co. TOG from the beginning was a mistake. . .
Such super-heavy tanks were then off the charts
Faster/Lighter was norm, with more firepower
more armor there. . . (gun) high caliber
Slay; for every loss kill the German seven
what a laugh, slug might take a Panzer IV apart!
The British TOG I and II never made their mark—
The British tank designers remained in the dark
Contrast between German and British tanks was stark
German “Big Cats“ prowled the battlefields, were sharp
TOG II abandoned by ‘44, was parked!
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