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Song Parodies -> "Hash Tags"

Original Song Title:

"Price Tag"

Original Performer:

Jessie J

Parody Song Title:

"Hash Tags"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

ft. B.o.B. This new trend of putting hash tags (#) after everything kind of annoys me, but is strangely addicting. It's like I hate how much I like it.
Intro: Okay
Internet folks
Blaydeman is here
You ready?

Verse 1: Seems like every post has got a tag
I wonder how this trend got snagged
When the joke comes first and hash comes second
You place them right in it to brag
Why is everybody so comical?
Thinking their thoughts phenomenal
You got your Twitter online and then your thumbs stand-by
And you can’t even have a good time
Everything must end with a hash
Everything we do isn’t right
Do you see this crap?
“Gettin’ drunk! #tonight”

Chorus: I unfollowed your Twitter, Twitter, Twitter
Not all your thoughts are winners, winners, winners
I just wanna wave the white flag
Forget about the hash tags
Ain’t about the, uh hash-hash-hash-hash
Man I wish I could, yeah slash-slash-slash-slash
Would the world be so bad
If we got rid of hash tags?

Verse 2: Okay, If we would take a trip through time
To see the origin of this crime
When there wasn’t web shows or video hoes
Who make a lame joke and then they smile
Why is everybody so obsessed?
Thought that we’d be much more progressed
Can we all just vow to desist right now?
Guarantee we’ll doing just fine
Every single tweet on left
Every single tag on the right
If I had one wish
I’d blast those hash tags from sight

Chorus: It’s vexing that we’re tagging, tagging, tagging
To show we are bragging, bragging, bragging
We just wanna make the world laugh
By using stupid hash tags
Ain’t about the, uh tag-tag-tag-tags
Because they are a, yeah drag-drag-drag-drag
Why’d we start this romance?
With all these silly hash tags

Verse 3: Yeah, yeah
Well don’t use hash tags, and please just step back
Just close those Windows, and be a Mac
And if that joke’s been heard, then you’re an iNerd
And all I, yes, all I need’s iTunes and Mic-Word
And guess what, in social forums no tags are preferred
Yes, I’m leaving behind these unendurable words
It’s like sometimes, you think about tags all night
You say it’s all for fun, so you tag and hashify just in spite
Guess we ain’t gon’ cease or desist ever
Since I can’t beat, you see the signs of defeat, uh-huh
So I’m gon’ keep committing this trend, I’m beat
So just take a seat and then everybody tweet
Okay it’s kind of…

Chorus: Okay it’s kind of funny, funny, funny
I was such a dummy, dummy dummy
I’m just tryna make the world laugh
By using stupid hash tags
Ain’t about the, uh post-post-post-post
The tag is where ya, yeah boast-boast-boast-boast
It’s okay to make the world laugh
By using silly hash tags

Chorus: I’m sorry I was hating, hating, hating
I thought hash tags were grating, grating, grating
It just kind of makes me so sad
To think I hated hash tags
Ain’t about the, uh tweet-tweet-tweet-tweets
It’s about what, yeah succeeds-succeeds
It’s okay to make the world laugh
By using silly hash tags
March 4, 2013. Please rate and COMMENT! #Blaydeman #Awesomeness

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Old Man Ribber - March 05, 2013 - Report this comment
Blayde - It's the Revolutionary War all over again, and we're under assault by the "Hashians". I'm so old that to me a hashtag is the label on a can of stew. Nicely done. ;D
Agrimorfee - March 09, 2013 - Report this comment
bobpiecheese - March 18, 2013 - Report this comment
(ABC) Wow, this really isn't one of your best, TBH. There were a fair amount of lines cribbed from the OS, it wasn't really in-depth about why hashtags suck, a lot of lines were mis-paced (mainly too many at the start of a line) and the last chorus opinion-180 was too jarring. I also would've liked to see hashtags used in the parody instead of just the end of the first verse. Great concept, just could've used a lot of polish #temptedtowritemyownhashtag/Twitterrelatedparodynow #gotanideaalready #staytuned #444
Max Power - March 19, 2013 - Report this comment
You could even tag everything on the post, tells you something and don't get me on the butchered english people typed due to laziness.
Matthias - March 20, 2013 - Report this comment
I agree with T-Cop here. This isn't one of your best although I do agree with your stand point here being that hash-tags suck especially when people are too stupid to realize that Facebook isn't Twitter and thus hash tags don't do sh*t other than to annoy me and look stupid. Well done satire!
Abbott Skelding - March 21, 2013 - Report this comment
It looks like I am one of the few that actually likes using hashtags...but not on Facebook, I'm not stupid! haha, not your best, but still pretty good.
Red Ant - March 21, 2013 - Report this comment
I didnt have a problem pacing this tho Ive never heard it until just now, and where you changed the rhymes, you consistently changed them throughout, so kudos there too. Im not on twitter, but a few of my fb friends are and their posts sometimes have hash tags, and Im like "wtf is that for?" thx for explaining. funny. #555
Glen S - March 21, 2013 - Report this comment
Can really relate to this and the quality throughout is very impressive. Especially liked 'comical/phenominal' and your incorporation of 'Just close those Windows, and be a Mac'. GREAT STUFF BLAYDE
Peter Andersson - September 11, 2017 - Report this comment
So I just learned that the hashtag was born on Aug 23, 2007 - and for some reason this original song popped into my head. You beat me to it. Amazing that only four years ago most of us hardly knew what a hashtag was! #555

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