Today I Wanted To Hear A Real Country Tune.
But The Radio Played Something With A Funky Grove.
Man It Sounded Like Crap So Auto-tuned.
And If I Would've Keep Listing to it I'd Turn Into A Crazy Baboon.

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No No No Hell No No No "I Don't Wanna Hear another Taylor Swift Song.
Well I Would Rather Just Puncture My Ear Drums And Bleed all night long.
Instead Of Listing To One More Taylor Swift Song.

And If Your Smart You'll Agree And Cheer
And Maybe Someday Soon She'll Be Outta Here.
And We All Can Go On With Our Lives
Then We All Can Forget We Ever Heard That Stupid Love Story Song

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So Here's To Alan Jackson And George Strait For Keepin' it country And Soundin' Great.
And Here's To Scott Borchetta the head of big machine. i guess you got what you wanted with taylor. a poser that's not country but makes you a whole lot of ching ching ching

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