Down low!

It's the huge aggrivation (Mr. Slip and Slide) of clumsy people

Fell on the floor (Ouchie)
Fell on the floor (Ouchie)
Toe's stubbed!

That shoelace is loose, dude, so that klutzy goofball's gonna fall. Ugh.

Spilled juice (juice)
When that big puddle grows I will be in pain
Graceful as a moose (moose)
I'll lose all traction, My legs will be sprained
Don't need weed or booze (booze)
Since I'll sway the same, So don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't be so amused that
I lost my shoes when
I, I, bump, bump, bump, bum, bum, bump, bumped my rump
And got a lump from that honkin' thump
Owie!

Leaving my car I'm gonna fall on the floor
Kids pick your Barbies up, I'll crash to the floor
It might seem laughable when I'm on the floor
Break a hip on the floor
Like a dweeb on the floor
I'll drop, Arms are bruising
Think I'm jinxed, bud
Picked my body up then I fell on the floor
Looking really strange when sprawled on the floor
Might slip and do the splits, That's right, On the floor
Uncouth, Blunderous
Awkward, Butterfinger
Crude, Ham-Handed, Huge Dork
Clownish, Packed a zinger!
Ouchie!

Splash your Sprite and spray
Nick with knives, Bite your tounge and you'll roar
Mind's not bright, No way
Pants are falling, Burn yourself with s'mores
Dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dumb
That's right I'm gonna fall down on the floor
Dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dumb
That's right I'm gonna fall down on the floor

It's so obnoxious, Dropped soup cans on the floor
Slipped in my stockings, Crashed and burned on the floor
Seem like an imbecile, Dimwit on the floor
That's one slick polished floor... So I swore
I'll flop like a tuna
Walking stinks, bud
Can't learn this skill
Bartender tricks: Make drinks pour
That's gonna drip and make a mess on the floor
Not Lance Armstrong, I'll crash my bike on the floor
Unskilled, A Bozo
Butthead's not a genius
Spine is is pain, You'll smirk
Dumbass, Ignoramus

Prancing leads to sprains
It's your strife when you're flung to the floor
Glance the other way
End up walking straight into a door
Dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dumb
It bites, You're gonna fall down on the floor
Dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dumb
It bites, You're gonna fall down on the floor

You'll cold clock your conk with a loud bonk and your face is gonna end up bloody
Though it sprays, Not in shock
Since you're used to bad karma, You gawky bloke
Can't stop it, I'm gonna slip from that rung
Ladder is unsteady, This scene will get messy
I'll land on the floor just like a fool, It's so pesky
Ouchie!
Living with me is rocky
I'll knock out teeth like I'm playing hockey
Can't skate, My fanny is broke
Blood and gore when on the floor

Dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dumb
It bites, You're gonna fall down on the floor
Dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dumb
It bites, You're gonna fall down on the floor
Dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dumb
It bites, You're gonna fall down on the floor