Sign on with your stepmom for a shag up
Climb on the hot lady in your abode
Put it in the old cougar with her on the floor
Bring her some booze and afternoons spring to life

When you're to pop, come in her face
Or make her gag and cough it up
Yeah, destroy her muff

Well, try that with your step mom
See how long you can withhold a load
Round back then ride a second round
Don't put it wrong, might come out brown
Forget to pull out, I recommend you don't
Try that with your step mom

Send her dick picks that hints S-T-D
Then say your bro has Downs if she's knocked up
Add that she should run to the clinic, good luck

Try that with your step mom
See how long you can withhold a laugh
Go back, make helicopter sounds
Don't get it wrong, swing dick around
Then better leave town, I recommend you do

I've done that to your real mom
Made her really moist
Throughout the night
For a fat broad she had bite

Try that with your step mom
Try that with your step mom

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