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Song Parodies -> "Chuck Norris"

Original Song Title:

"Mia Khalifa"

Original Performer:

iLOVEFRiDAY

Parody Song Title:

"Chuck Norris"

Parody Written by:

AmericanGirlFan8998

The Lyrics

Never, ever mess with Walker, Texas Ranger. Created by Albert S. Ruddy for Cannon Television in association with Paramount Television.
(Diss)

[Intro:]
X-X-X-Xeno Carr!

[Xeno Carr:]
Who do you think you are?
You were pinning criminals to a foreign car (Brr-rrr-rrr)
Gotta take that call
They want you at work, so Texas Ranger, go do your job

(Chuck!) Chuck Norris
(Chuck!) Chuck Norris
(Chuck!) Chuck Norris
(Chuck!) Chuck Norris
(Chuck!) Chuck Norris
(Chuck!) Chuck Norris
(Chuck!) Chuck Norris

We all have regrets sometimes
We wish to go back in time
(Jail Keys, jail keys, jail keys, jail keys) That's a lot of lives
(Video, video) That's a lot of guys, damn
Don't you wish you changed your past?
'Cause it's so bad
Don't you wish you changed your past?
'Cause it's so bad
Chuck Norris
Is that why you tried to quit three times?
Is that why you said goodbye, retired?
Is that why you said, "send these guys to jail"?

Who do you think you are?
You were pinning criminals to a foreign car (Brr-rrr-rrr)
Gotta take that call
They want you at work, so, Texas Ranger, go do your job

(Chuck!) Chuck Norris
(Chuck!) Chuck Norris
(Chuck!) Chuck Norris
(Chuck!) Chuck Norris
(Chuck!) Chuck Norris
(Chuck!) Chuck Norris
(Chuck!) Chuck Norris
Fight!

[Smoke Hijabi:]
Hit or miss, I guess they never miss, huh?
You got a assistant, I bet he doesn't kill ya (pow pow!)
He gon' find another criminal and he won't miss ya
He gon' shoot and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa
You play with them guns like it's FIFA
You arrest every criminal, you're the leader, ooh
You used to work at Whataburger
Now you pop your pistol for the Warner Brothers
(And that bangs, bro)
Shots fired, you're fired
You're washed up, you're retired
Your criminal looks like he's been handcuffed (Jail time!)
I bet that your criminal is real tired
Perfect!

[Xeno Carr:]
Who do you think you are?
You were pinning criminals to a foreign car (Brr-rrr-rrr)
Gotta take that call
They want you at work, so Texas Ranger, go do your job

(Chuck!)
(Chuck!)
(Chuck!)
(Chuck!)
(Chuck!)
(Chuck!)
You win!
References - FIFA, Warner Bros. Entertainment, Street Fighter II, BMW (the foreign car that James Bond uses in the spy films), Wiz Khalifa, Whataburger and Chuck Norris' Twitter account.

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